What's owning it like? Is it similar some magic way with $599/799 A B service, or is it like a real EV in that its truly peanuts to own?
In my experience, using Mercedes EQS sedan is functionally superior to the Model 3 it replaced. The Mercedes is better in almost every way. Soup to nuts the vast majority of the driving experience is better for less money.
EQS Pros:
Let's start with how you get into the car. Having a real Mercedes key fob instead of some misfiring Bluetooth key means I get in the EQS successfully the first time every time. Contrast that with the Model 3 where half the time I was taking out my iPhone 13 Pro Max and shaking it angrily at the Model 3 hoping it’d unlock. Having Tesla tell me to get a new iPhone to fix the Bluetooth key was a form of gaslighting that shouldn't be hoisted on anybody. Edit: yes, I kept the Tesla key card in my wallet. But I'll take a nice key fob over taking out my wallet and pulling out a credit card to swipe by the B-pillar.
Once in the car, the the Mercedes has real luxury. Massaging seats, ambient customizations, a big glass roof that actually has a shade, and a steering wheel that you will actually enjoy using. It has BUTTONS for the frequent user interactions. It has a display behind the steering wheel. Oooooo.
The Apple Carplay syncs up and everything with media/nav is what I want. I don't have to worry about getting in the car one day after some update and wondering WTF happened to the UI. And no more navigating menus to turn on/off windshield wipers. One ultra lame thing I experienced with Tesla was Slacker deleted some songs that had been be on my premium subscription Tesla Music stations.
Once driving the car at normal speeds, the EQS just wins in every single facet I want. Way more roomy inside, way quieter at speed, ZERO rattles (Teslas rattle so goddamn much), no creaks over bumps, adaptive air suspension that is firm without being too stiff, 4 wheel steering for super tight turning radius. If you toggle the left-paddle to put the car in "strong recuperation" (and disable auto-forward-creep) then EQS can one-pedal drive like a Tesla but with the added benefit it coasts to a stop much smoother. Oh and the auto pilot doesn't phantom brake all the time.
When it's time to park... EQS has parking cameras and parking sensors. I repeat... Mercedes has the innovation known as "parking sensors." 2023 Model X was such a PITA to park since the "vision" is blind/not-working and zero sensors. Even the Model 3 with USS was kind of janky compared to the cameras on the EQS.
Since I'm only doing local Bay Area round-trippers, I don't expect to ever use a DC Fast Charger. But yeah, if you're dependent on a great charging network, then EQS isn't for you at this time. I got a pair of NACS to J1772 adaptors so the two Tesla wall connectors at home can charge the Mercedes EQS or BMW i4 without a hitch. The charge on Solar with Tesla Powerwall integration seems cool if you have a Tesla BEV, but kind of unnecessary in California since any BEV charging from 10am to 3pm is going to mostly come from solar sources anyway.
Edit: Regarding Service, Mercedes is 10000x better than Tesla. Tesla service is bottom-of-the-barrel garbage... I don't know how you all get good service, but my experience (on delivery, at a service center, at home with mobile techs, blah) has been absolute TRASH on both the Model 3 and Model X.
Regarding cost to own, the EQS is cheaper than the 2021 Performance Model 3. Since we have solar on the roof, I don't really care about the kWh per mile efficiencies and overall energy costs. Also, I can't speak to how it compares with a 2023 Model 3 since stuff with the $7,500 tax incentive get messy. To my situation, leasing a Mercedes EQS or EQE sedan is cheaper than buying a new Tesla Model 3. Heck, the insurance on the EQS is even less than the Performance Model 3.
EQS Cons:
- ugly (although I think it looks pretty good with the grey magno paint)
- slower than Performance Model 3
- forementioned CCS charging and lack of compatibility with Tesla's network
- voice activated commands are somehow worse with Mercedes MBUX compared to Tesla.
- Edit: Tesla with optional Homelink will auto-close the garage door instead of you having to push a button
- Edit: Model 3 has a frunk, but a smaller rear trunk than the hatch-coupe-back of the EQS ... so it kind of nets out?
- Edit: Model 3 has a power-opening charge port cover while Mercedes (at least in 2022 and 2023 model year) needs you to push the plug cover door