Not being condescending - trying to reground the argument in reality. What's happened is you've gotten yourself backed into a corner in your argument so you're making ridiculous statements to try and stay on the "correct" side. No shame in it - happens to all of us.
But I think it's objectively apparent to everyone here (probably including you) that only a small percentage of police-reported accidents involve an airbag deployment. Just off the top of my head I can count 9 accidents in my lifetime between myself, my wife, and all of my children where the police were called, and only one of those involved airbag deployment. I would bet a year's salary that everyone else has similar experience.