Dear
@TaoJones we are only 30 days away from your charity donation. Please enjoy in good health your last 30 days of existence in which you have NOT publicly lost a bet to Calisnow.
Eh? Whatzat? An attempt at calismack?
And that, folks, would be
the smell of abject and increasing desperation.
Tune in on 12/31 at 2359 Pacific Time for the first of what could be three, count ‘em,
three epic calimeltdowns.
You’re already on the hook for up to and perhaps in excess of $11,120, with at least $120 in confirmed action and $1,000 up next with the
@BigD0g when 12/31 comes and goes wholly unrequited.
Betting largely upon a fellow, I might add, who manages to routinely insert the “How many months and years late?” into the word “Soon”.
Note, however, he did deliver the Model 3 *earlier* than the original on-time estimate (never mind the quantity thing), *and* last week he quietly delivered the largest storage facility on the planet (the Australian deal) *on time*. And he’ll probably launch his red Roadster into a low-Mars orbit (courtesy of a Falcon Heavy) on time, too.
So there’s hope for him. Not so sure about for you. However, the local community food bank needs all the help it can get, and they will most assuredly appreciate your donation(s).
Think globally, act locally, y’all.
Happy holidaze to you and yours, csnow. Hey, *.48 and/or *.50 may yet prove to be your salvation!
