Red Sage
The Cybernetic Samurai
The difference is that for those who claim I am a member of the 'Cult of Tesla' or the 'Cult of Elon' or the 'Cult of EVs' I can turn that around and point out I must have joined when I was six years old -- when I got my first slot car racing set for Christmas, or possibly earlier -- when I got battery operated cars for my fourth birthday. Tesla wasn't founded for decades after that... Elon is four or five years younger than me, and lived around 10,000 miles away, so it isn't his fault. I simply realized as a young child, on my own, that electric cars were fundamentally 'BETTER'... And as much of a 'car guy' as I may be, no matter how much I admired the beauty and ingenuity that went into ICE products, I always wondered in the back of my mind... "Why isn't this an electric car?"I am totally ok with someone liking the display, I just don't like it. But I like the car and that should be a valid opinion too, right?
Maybe I misspoke when I meant "herd mentality", but I think cult just sounds too harsh and has been used too often by the anti-Tesla crowd. But it would describe the situation best. Why can't I just dislike a small part, without being accused of hating the whole car, brand and mother nature?
But when people speak of a 'herd mentality' or 'sheeples' or even 'minions' that gets on my everloving last friggin' nerve. Because that is absolutely inappropriate, highly inaccurate, and just plain INSULTING to my sensibilities. I haven't followed ANY crowd when it comes to my design sense. I don't care about fashion, or luxury, or heritage, or tradition, or any of the other marketing terms that are thrown about all the time. I don't need to be trendy, or show off my status, or climb the social ladder, or 'Keep Up with the Joneses' at all. I make a conscious effort to NEVER 'dress to impress' and I avoid velvet rope cover-charge-at-the-door establishments like the plague. I don't give a flaming fig about any of that stuff. I don't have to show off. All I have to do is show up. Because I'm just that damned awesome.
When it comes to ICE vehicles, I am pretty agnostic when it comes to the technology. I like what works. Doesn't matter if it is piston or Wankel or turbine based. Doesn't matter if it is normally aspirated, turbocharged, supercharged, or squeezed.
I don't like ugly cars. I don't mind new cars that pay homage to older designs. But I absolutely despise designs that have remained stagnant over the course of multiple decades.
But upon realizing, thanks to Tesla, that all of the compromises, excuses, and 'reasons' why electric cars had not proliferated had been proven entirely wrong...? I am now firmly on the side of electric vehicles. I will never buy another ICE if there is a viable EV available to perform the same function. When someone creates a 100+ MPG, zero emission, 90% energy efficiency, high horsepower, instantaneous torque ICE...? THEN I'll happily applaud their efforts. But since that simply AIN'T gonna happen? EVER? Not even with a 600 cc 64-valve quad cam V16 with variable valve timing and lift -- I'm staying with EVs for good -- and not being part of any 'herd' whatsoever.
Oh... and the 'because Tesla' thing was also very, very, VERY infuriating. I almost didn't reply at all because of that single statement. Especially since no one I know of has ever used that as an argument in favor of the interior at all. Maybe, if I were the type of 'fanboi' so many have accused me of being for the last three years, I would stoop to such levels. But I never have. Not once. And I won't. Not ever. Not even in jest.