Cute underhanded personal attack. I assure you, I'm quite capable of learning.
- We cannot get out of the car simultaneously. You have to wait for one or the other to go first. This is less convenient than normal doors, even if it's manageable.
- In my garage and most parking garages as well as narrow parking spaces, the falcon wing door stops with the corner edge at face level. It's impossible to pass until the door has been closed again. If one of my kids tries to open the falcon wing door while I'm getting out, the door won't open because of me being an obstruction. This situation cannot exist with normal doors because of the hinge placement.
- New passengers require an education on the door. I just guests in town and one kept standing in the way of the door in parking lots. I told her, oh, you have to push the handle, back up out of the way, let it open, then come back into it. They found it awkward, because it is.
- When parallel parking, I always have to be concerned about street signs. The sensor doesn't do a good job of identifying them. I've already had my son open his door into one, which dented and scraped the door. With a normal door, it's obvious where to stop. The part that hits the door is the sign, not the post. The door raises into it. I'm not the only one to complain about this issue on TMC.
I could list plenty of situations, but I've known you on here long enough to realize you aren't going to see my point of view, which is fine. I'm glad you and your daily back seat passengers are having a great time with the doors. We aren't, and every owner I know in real life agrees with me. So consider yourself a lucky guy!