transcript:
CARLSON: Welcome, Elon, we’re delighted you could take the time to come and talk with us! Our audience LOVES you! Now, at least.
MUSK: Tucker, I’m glad you invited me, and I’ve been looking forward to this and to reaching some of your viewers who may not have caught me on the BBC, ha ha.
CARLSON: Oh you’d be surprised. Anyway, let's get to it!
MUSK: Great! And if I can ask a favor... I had some of our clever engineers hack into Fox’s servers... just to save time! And if its OK, I want to start a little digital timer up in the corner there for viewers. Humor me and I’ll explain a little later. Ha ha.
CARLSON: What? Oh.. uh...
MUSK: Ha ha. Time is important. The clock is ticking for all of us. But ... I know you’re not interested in climate change. So I’m not even going to talk about that, or saving the planet. You’re probably not interested in that, either. Or even Mars. Deal?
CARLSON: Great! yeah! And...
MUSK: But of course the underlying reason you asked me here is I’m pretty well known because of a car company and so I think it’s not just fair, but really important we talk about Tesla. So... oh... ha ha. I had the engineers feed in a few clips here I really think your viewers will understand. But first let’s get at the heart of why Tesla is going so well. We have tried to create the most modern, efficient manufacturing processes anywhere. This video shows a gigafactory, this one is in Austin, and you can see how automated the processes are.
We have two of these factories making cars in the United States, with great American workers, thousands of them.
CARLSON: Wow, is that a Gigapress? I’ve heard they can...
MUSK: Yeah. Save dozens of parts and assembly operations. And in that same factory we’ve begun making our own car batteries. And we’re building semi-trucks -- we call them Semis, ha ha.. that has a meaning I didn’t know about when I did it. Well, I kind of did, but not really. I think. Ha ha. But the real point? What made all this possible?
CARLSON: White people, no woke BS, right? and no unions.
MUSK: Well, what I was going to say -- yeah, no unions, we try to pay well and do good benefits so why would you need that? -- but the real point the thing that made all that possible?
Our cars are just FASTER. They kick ass. All of them. Forget carbon emissions, forget saving humanity, saving the planet.
I’ll show you. We’re going to roll this video.... this is our small car, the Model 3 and a Hellcat. Ouch! Ha ha. And watch this one, this is a Model Y.. just a small family SUV and let’s see ... a Mustang gt500 -- Ford sucks! Ha ha!.... a Camaro SS .... GM REALLY sucks!....and just for fun and old Ferrari Daytona. ... All right, smoked them.
One more, this is our Model X plaid, basically a medium sized family SUV with a little tuning and it’s lining up with a McLaren, my first supercar actually. Not really close was it?
Ok, and this next one is really fun...
CARLSON: Ok, but can we talk about woke stuff and Biden?
MUSK: Yeah, absolutely. But yeah...Here’s our Model S, a mid-sized family sedan....and a whole bunch of Corvettes....one of every generation of Corvette ever made. And just for you, Tucker, I made sure they stuck one in that is an exactly duplicate of Biden’s... a green 1967 convertible.
CARLSON: Wow! Biden’s car really got crushed, it was like, 7th! That Model S did him like Trump is going to next...
MUSK: Yeah yeah... and that timer up in the corner of your viewers' screen? We just stopped it. That’s how long it takes to top off at a pretty typical supercharger stop.
We have this great network of them. You can drive anywhere. And you can just drive around crapping all over Camaros and Chargers and Corvettes like you just saw and charging in our huge network costs about half what gas costs.
And at home? You can change up for about one quarter the cost of gas.
CARLSON: Yeah that’s great but...
MUSK: And by the end of this year our great American workers in Austin will be cranking out Cyber Trucks. Afraid of gangs? Bulletproof! Drive anywhere! Charge it at home off the grid with our batteries and solar roofs! How can you be a prepper unless you have an EV, right? And our new factories in Austin and Berlin are really ramping up and we’re planning even more and a high volume model. And the company is essentially debt-free. Great investment!
CARLSON:Well, we’re out of time, Elon, I’d really like to have you b ack to talk about wokeness, white Christians and how corrupt libs and the Biden’s are right? Can you do that?
MUSK: Oh absolutely. And I’ll bring more videos, next time of the pickup and the semi in action. WHat’s more American than the toughest, badass pickup or an 18-wheeler. Maybe we’ll tape one hauling a bunch of AR-15s for you!
And just one more thing, I want to talk directly to your core audience because I think the lying media has ...
CARLSON: Yeah!
MUSK: The lying media has really done a number on them about EVs. So, ha ha, folks, I’m making a no-spin zone, right here.
And it all comes down to just one question... do you want to be the driver kicking all the ass. And I do mean ALL of it?
Or do you want to be GETTING your asses kicked?