The situation is so bad I actually saw this yesterday:
Doubt the note will work though. If anything it might piss off the thief and make him want to break your glass even more!
I used a
Rap Lyrics Generator using the above text, this might work better than your note...
"Yeah, yeah
Ayo, robber, it's time.
It's time, robber (aight, robber, begin).
I think of luxury cars when I'm in a San Francisco.
In a San Francisco state of mind.
You complain about broken windows.
I'm rappin' to the asset,
And I'm gonna move your offset.
I can't take the broken windows, can't take nothing.
I woulda tried to steal I guess I got no smithing.
I'm rappin' to the offset,
And I'm gonna move your asset.
Yea, yaz, in a San Francisco state of mind.
I never thought I'd see that upset.
Ain't a soul alive that could take my driver's offset.
Thinking of luxury cars. Yaz, thinking of luxury cars (luxury cars)."