If the chargers can take DC input instead of AC (no reason they should not be able to do that, DC will just pass through the internal rectifiers) one can use an external 3-phase rectifier built into a (bigger) version of the UMC and feed the chargers DC through the Tesla plug.
Perhaps this is the solution, a 3-phase to DC UMC-like device. You could use it in your garage, or throw it in the frunk and take it on the road. Certainly storage capacity isn't an issue with the Model S.