Thank you for sharing this story Eddie, you made me laugh, and remember. About 15 years ago I picked up a 2006 Mustang GT. My Wife hated that I got the car in the first place, but one night we went to dinner and she agreed to ride in it (only because it was new).
Coming home, we pulled onto the service road and I punched it. Car got a little sideways but straightened out and we took off. She was SUPER PISSED, it scared the crap out of her and she never rode in the car again, I'm not kidding.
Fast forward to two days ago and my 3 second Model 3 (vs. 5 second Mustang). I drove like an old fart. Super smooth and slow. Maybe a little juice pulling out on the road but easy does it. If I punched it she's probably die on the spot, so going to avoid (at least for now).
Tim