My major problem with this whole deal is not so much the $600 per se, but the fact that the cost of this thing keeps rising seemingly monthly for the buyer.
How can I commit to keep my reservation when they keep adding new charges every month or so?
Here's what I saw when I first heard about Tesla: "Long battery life! Low maintenance cost! All for $50K!".
I thought... "awesome! sure, 50k for that sounds expensive, but I can deal with that."
$49,900. Cool.
But then I learn that the battery degrades over time, meaning that I really need a 60kwh to make the car worthwhile, considering I'd plan on keeping this for a long time. 40kwh loses its appeal awfully fast when you get a few years out and run into battery degradation. Let's say 6 or so years total.
Crap. That makes it $59,900.
You sort of need the tech package it seems to me, since if you ever want to sell this thing and you have no tech package the buyer on the other end would be "wtf? an expensive car with no nav or headlamps?"
$63,650.
Active air suspension is forced on everyone this year, and from everything I've heard is pretty much a must anyway.
Crap, already up to $65,150.
They want to charge $950 to protect the paint on the car? Really? I'd refuse this on principal, but it comes across to me as "hey, our paint is probably crappy, so you need to spend another $1000."
Then it looks like you need a home charger. Well the car is useless without reasonable charging times. So I have to select the $1200 connector.
$66,350 now.
Everyone should drive a black or white Tesla car, according to their $50000 claim. Any other color and that's another nickle-diming of $750. To make sure that paint stays on real good (multi-coat) $1500.
$67,100
Sh*t. Getting up there.
Fortunately I don't need a sun roof. Oh wait, there's not enough head room for my passengers in the back, but the sun roof option magically makes it comfortable for them. So, I absolutely NEED the sunroof now.
That's $1500 more. Just so the guys in the backs don't rub their scalps raw on the ceiling.
$68,600
Interior. Since the $50,000 car is now a $70,000 car, you need leather seats for resale purposes. It's just expected of this price range. So it's not really an option. That's $1500 more.
$70,100
Holy crap. I'm already bleeding cash out my pores. Oh, I can afford it, but it's not what I thought I was getting when I registered. I can't take much more of this inflation...
DELIVERY FEE: $990.
WTH. Now I'm starting to see red. They want me to pay $1000 to SELL ME the car? Shouldn't they be giving me a $1000 incentive to TAKE the car?
California state tax... $6000, "Final inspection fee" $180.
I'm close to cancelling at this point.
Now we're hit with "$600 per year service so we can spend HOURS checking to see if anything is broken, because frankly we have no idea how this car will hold up in the real world. But we'll charge you for it anyway."
You just know some extortionate "3G fee" will be on the way. And that their super-charging stations will be so overpriced as to be shocking. And that the battery upgrades 5 years down the line will be so monopolisticly prohibitively expensive that you're be shouting and screaming down the line.
So I'm done, folks. Uncle. Uncle. You win, Tesla. You have turned my $50,000 dream vehicle into an $80,000 brain hemorrhage. I understood it might cost more than $50k, but we're at a 60% increase and counting. It's not just one thing -- it's a whole heap of inflationary "options" which are not options but pretty much required. You have priced me out of the vehicle I signed up for.
I love the car, but a $50,000 low-maintenance vehicle simply does not exist. It is a mirage for now, and I hope to purchase one in a few years when cost of ownership is more transparent.