After 9 months and 7000 miles I finally used a valet.
Leaving the car:
Me: "I really LIKE this car and I want it to be in perfect condition when I get it back. Have you ever seen one of these?"
Valet Kid: "Oh yes, we get a lot of these."
So I put the Tesla Tap Valet Instructions on the browser in full screen. The first line is something like: Welcome to the Tesla Model S electric car!
Getting the car back:
Me: "Thanks, is it running out of gas?"
Valet kid: "I don't think so. It seems to have plenty left."
Leaving the car:
Me: "I really LIKE this car and I want it to be in perfect condition when I get it back. Have you ever seen one of these?"
Valet Kid: "Oh yes, we get a lot of these."
So I put the Tesla Tap Valet Instructions on the browser in full screen. The first line is something like: Welcome to the Tesla Model S electric car!
Getting the car back:
Me: "Thanks, is it running out of gas?"
Valet kid: "I don't think so. It seems to have plenty left."