AustinPowers
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You have two options, OP:
If you are a libertarian nerd and you think that Apple is an evil company yet have no concern with a company like Google whose entire business is to sell you to advertisers then Android is for you.
Else you have Apple.
I would never buy Apple products not because I think Apple is "evil" (or worse than Google), but mainly because all their products are so hideously overpriced (at least over here, might be different in the US of course). My smartphone can do almost everything the iPhone of one of my colleagues can, yet his cost three times what I paid for mine. Just not worth it.
Plus, he had to go to Apple service three times already, and each and every repair cost a fortune as well, even though that stuff was what one would consider warranty with every other manufacturer. Whereas mine works without a glitch for going on six years now. So no, not interested in Apple products (or services) at all. I'm a value-for-money guy.