Again, you're being hyperbolic. You mean it will strand you in a parking lot, or your driveway.
It is not possible for the 12V to die while you are driving and require you to coast over to "the side of the road" and be stuck in the middle of nowhere, like a 12V battery in an ICE car can, and like your language suggests. You can pull the 12V out of a Tesla and as long as it is awake, it will keep going no problem.
If you're sure that I'm wrong, find me a single example of a 12V battery dying while someone was in the car, causing the car to stop, not just coming out to a car after 30+ minutes of nobody being inside to a car that won't open.