Oh the truth stings, doesn't it?
"sir, they sometimes just write poetry"
"Oh, that will not do."
"Then they debate for days about what content should and shouldn't be in what thread"
"Dear Lord, have these people no lives?"
"Sir... well, this is hard to talk about, but I had to read 70 pages comparing the wheel sizes of dozens of model X mule photos as they tried to figure out the wheelbase".
"Jenkins, take a personal day"