As with most of you, I found SMP2 to be visionary. The market wasn't impressed. What would it take to raise the SP with SMP2? Here's one:
Dear shareholders,
A new position, "Czar of stock price appreciation" has been mandated by some large shareholders. This individual's decisions will override those of Mr. Musk. Our Master Plan 2 is as follows:
* Tesla will dispense with this silly goal of making the planet a better place and focus on what's really important: short term profits
* While Tesla's staff strongly believes the SCTY acquisition makes sense, that acquisition has been abandoned, due to short-term market resistance
* Tesla has been working on some larger vehicles, but those projects have been shelfed in favor of reducing our R&D expenses. The real payoff for Tesla is getting Model 3 spun up without any distractions. In lieu of new products, Tesla will instead offer its current vehicles in 3 additional colors
* Service centers will now become profit centers, with increased fees for Tesla servicing
* A special 2-wheel drive "Bob Lutz" version of the Model S will become available within a year, with a gasoline-powered engine in the front of the car used to recharge the new 35kwh battery, giving the vehicle range of 400 miles and an EV range comparable to that of the Nissan Leaf.. This vehicle is being offered to those who might experience range-anxiety with purely-electrical vehicles.
* Rather than waiting for the 2Q ER, we want to let you know right now that more than 2100 vehicles/week are rolling off the Tesla assembly line at the moment. Catering to investors with short-term call options is a new focus of the new Tesla.
* Rather than risk offending the media by carrying on business without print advertising, Tesla will now be advertising regularly in Fortune magazine, the Wall Street Journal, Los Angeles Times and other fine publications. We feel the better editorial coverage this move will buy us more than compensates for the cost.