Tesla, TSLA & the Investment World: the Perpetual Investors' Roundtable

[ZachF]

And the stock price tomorrow?

All of this is worth at least $300b in market cap.

at least

 

[Drumheller]

And the stock price tomorrow?

Down.

Expect a flood of scare tactics from the media about the robot

 

[TheWalkingDad]

Whhhhaaat???? I could not believe it when the robot came on the slide... thought it was a joke...

Seriously though. I am slightly terrified.

 

[Baumisch]

politics .. noooo

 

[Eugene Ash]

Wow, this ai day is a mic drop. Azure, aws, brace yourselves

 

[Paul_SF]

The idiots will say that Tesla caused the chip shortages because they got all those chips to build their Dojo!!!

 

[ammulder]

Don’t worry, Tesla is just a car company…

 

[juanmedina]

I like everything but the robot. I was mind blown by Dojo.

 

[30seconds]

Way too intimidating to ask a question after that

 

[Krugerrand]

No wonder Elon wants Crypto more efficient. This is an entire shipping container van full of massive coal-powered archaic Bitcoin mining computers that he just held up in his hand!

I predict Wall Street, EU, and World Bank monopolies are crappin’ their jockeys over the exportation potential of this equipment. Paper money just evaporated IMO

unbelievably mind blowing!!!

I doubt they are crapping their pants. They don’t have the first idea what’s happening.

 

[Baumisch]

Do we have enough cash to buy BostonDynamics ?

 

[Drumheller]

If Elon is actually an evil mastermind plotting to take over the world, we're in trouble.

But this tech is awesome.

 

[buttershrimp]

Question from Norm, journalist at Wire Magazine, “When will people be able to have intercourse with the bot? I ask for a friend clearly.”

 

[Todd Burch]

See, told ya there are researchers there .

 

[Baumisch]

The idiots will say that Tesla caused the chip shortages because they got all those chips to build their Dojo!!!

srsly - how will they get those chips/wafers done during this shortage thingy?

 

[JRP3]

Down.

Expect a flood of scare tactics from the media about the robot

Keep your running speed up.

 

[Baumisch]

But why talk robot now? Talk "other usecases to navigate real world" - work on the robot in secret and do an 2007 iPhone moment when pulling it our first time fully running?

Or is it to recruit away the BostonDyn engineers to Tesla to built this beast?

 

[ZachF]

Do we have enough cash to buy BostonDynamics ?

The soon-to-be MySpace of robots?

 

[mblakele]

Maybe it’s best to look at the humanoid robot as part of the hiring event.

That isn’t to say it won’t happen, but Elon left the timeline undefined.

 

[Doit]

Now I understand why the Technoking deleted PR department, because this is coming:

To media reading this:
This is a joke; Tesla will do far more good than menace for its Tesla bots. Elon Musk has called for AI regulations for quite a while now.