I advised her that, if she doesn't like one ply toilet paper, she try folding twice to make 4 ply toilet paper -- I know I had to, when visiting the Bay Area Mother Ship of my US-based employer in the past. Somehow, the sight of that toilet paper did not make me suddenly want to change employers.
The rumours about employees having to buy toilet paper are apparently unfounded, unless she has very stingy colleagues. Perhaps it's just her bringing more high quality toilet paper, but apparently she does not want to share with colleagues ,-).
Joanne
what a dope!
uh..excuse me
umm.. I'm sorry
this is.. this is kind of embarrassing but.. there's no toilet paper over here
Elon
(from the stall on Elaine's right)
are you talking to me?
Joanne
yeah.. I
I just forgot to check
so if you could just spare me some
Elon
no I'm sorry
Joanne
what?
Elon
no I'm sorry, I can't spare it
Joanne
you can't spare it??
Elon
no there's not enough to spare
Joanne
well I don't need much, just 3 squares will do it
Elon
I'm sorry I don't have a square to spare, now if you don't mind
Joanne
3 squares? you can't spare 3 squares??
Elon
no I don't have a square to spare, I can't spare a square
Joanne
oh is it two-ply? cause it it's two-ply I'll take one ply, one ply, one, one
puny little ply, I'll take one measly ply
Elon
look, I don't have a square and I don't have a ply (flushing and leaving)
Joanne
no no, no no, don't don't, I beg you
p.s I will turn everything into a Seinfeld reference.