I'd love a Tesla eBike, but I can't see it happening soon. How does it further The Mission? There's no shortage of eBikes out there and some very fancy ones to be had too (like the G4C GoCycle I already own):
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Tesla, TSLA & the Investment World: the Perpetual Investors' Roundtable
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I don’t know, but somehow I am seeing numbers again...
I don’t know, but somehow I am seeing numbers again...
It's a fun narrative, but I've been at auto shows and press day tickets are not hard to come by. They just cost more than regular day tickets.
If you're looking to make a ruckus, press days are most interesting because you're swamped by press, which love a good story.
But to have a Tesla compact bike that fits in the well in the bed of the Cyber truck would be sweet.
Artful Dodger
"Neko no me"
There is no limit to the number of counterfeit shares that can be created by naked shorting by hedge funds enabled by the options market maker's exemption.
The whole Gamestop $GME saga in January proved this when 140% of that companies equity was sold short, proving incontrovertible that there are NO controls either via FINRA or the SEC to unlimitied shorting.
Hedge funds don't report to the FINRA or the SEC. Short sales which result in fails-to-deliver (FTDs) are supposed to be reported twice per month, but are clear not being reported. As I've written here since Aug 2020, the simplest perpetual short scheme is for two colluding hedge funds to simply sell the same shares back'n'forth in ping-pong fashion within each SEC reporting period.
The SEC is not checking for this. Even high levels of FTDs rarely result in any SEC action, and almost never result in any detterent level of penalty.
What's holding wedgies back? Fear. Tesla has zero chance of ban crup see in the next decade or longer, and TSLA holds a big hammer w. the ability to issue stock dividends (which shine a light on the 'roaches).
Right now, wedgies appear comfortable manipulating individual moves and controlling the SP. They organize bear raids whenever they feel like seizing some profits. The medical equivalent to having hedge funds is living with a parasite.
#Blockchain FTW
Here's Elon Musk’s 'SNL' opening monologue (as redacted by the SEC)
Unlike most celebrities tapped to host "Saturday Night Live," Elon Musk won’t just phone it in. He’ll Autopilot it in.
www.marketwatch.com
This one was interesting to look back at, one year later. Elon Musk might be a bit optimistic with timelines, but these guys clearly underestimated the rate of technological progress with enough pressure.
Diamonds are always formed under pressure
Artful Dodger
"Neko no me"
The protester was an event passholder, registered to a NIO supplier: (twr thread here)
Ray4Tesla
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on Twitter: "The protest against Tesla at Shanghai Auto Show was believed by many to be well organized. Regular attendees could not get in w/o media pass on 4/19 (media day only). Now her media pass surfaced online revealing her as the representative of NIO’s glass roof supplier. Coincidence? https://t.co/SNpjoTXjEs" / Twitter
That 'ad' is actually amazing. I would love for everyone to be able to watch that. I think it would open a lot of people's eyes, and portrays Elon very well for what he actually is rather than the gossip / criticism which most seem to hear about him instead.
Happy earnings day everyone!
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Artful Dodger
"Neko no me"
Simple. Batteries. Ebike batteries are a mess right now: slow to charge, heavy, low capacity, low life time.
A Tesla ebike could have a 1 kWh battery pack which weighs 3 kg, recharges in 20 min, and lasts for 20 years.
Did you read the statement about the value of a new bike route to the Grunheide factory site? How Brandenburg could become the center of a transportation renaissance based on e-bikes?
I will own one of the Tesla bikes (and I have owned numerous e-bikes beginning in 1999)
ThisStockGood
Still cruising my Model S 70 2015
Happy earnings day everyone! Let’s smash this out of the stadium.
RobStark
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Tesla youtube "ads" only reach superfans and antifans.
What Tesla needs to do is reach consumers in neither group that can afford their cars, software, and various other products. To convince these folks to consider buying Tesla products. Not to try to convince the loony toons of TSLAQ.
There are legions of folks that can afford $39k plus vehicles and $10k software that don't spend hours every week on youtube. It doesn't matter if they are older and less hip. Their money counts just the same to the Master of Coin.
Tesla might currently be selling every car they can produce without discount. They are certainly not selling every copy of FSD they can produce. Per Elon only 1-2% of Chinese Tesla owners buy FSD. Tesla was not selling every S&X they could produce for a very long time.
It is not the job of Tesla customers to do their marketing for them. It not the job of customers to do customer service/communications for them.
I certainly won't work for a multi-billionaire/ MNC for free.
Artful Dodger
"Neko no me"
How To Watch & Listen To Tesla Q1 Earnings Call on Youtube
This livestream should start today at about 5:30 PM EDT
This livestream should start today at about 5:30 PM EDT
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AimStellar
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That episode got me smoking weed again now I'm a laughing joke cracking Teslanaire!
This one was interesting to look back at, one year later. Elon Musk might be a bit optimistic with timelines, but these guys clearly underestimated the rate of technological progress with enough pressure.
Starting with the fact that a lot of the mRNA basic research occurred 2010-2020, and manufacturing expertise and capacity (to some extent) was already in place with some companies. It is a remarkable story, with quite a bit of good luck involved including that the accumulated research matched the need.
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