You could always vote with your mouse and give them a wide birth. I just looked back over the upcoming features,Well I thought for the most part they just copy what Tesla puts but then explain what it might mean in some cases.
I mean OK maybe they are bending things a bit but who isn't these days, everything needs an angle and some means of getting people to visit their site, click a link, watch an advert. Got to pay their bills at the end of the day. Not a fan of all of this but cannot change the path humanity is going down either, just be British and whine about it on a forum
Faster autopark.. well on the one hand, of course its going to get faster.. but its a Musk like time frame and not seen yet
Tap to park - it's not called Tap to Park at all... they've made the name up, and the feature was here when they wrote the article
Actually Smart Summon - not sure thats arrived yet
FSD reverse - just quoting Tesla so they say.. but not here
Adaptive Headlights Coming to US.. just quoting Tesla so they say.. its not turned up yet despite Europe getting it
Apple Watch... waiting...
Sentry to use 40% less power... nope...
Waze like features... nope
Auto wiper update... nope
Go back a bit...
HW5 - rambling quote that Elon mutters something with no details and still not happened?
Talk on FSD they say "...confirming that FSD will remain in beta with the initial release of v12." - erm.. so missed the "supervised" change completely, you can either think they've just quoted Tesa, in which case I suggest you read Tesla directly for accuracy, and they have no real insight, they
Ignore them and you'll get an hour a week of your life back
Back on topic.. 2024.8.9 is spectacularily uneventful so far