It's delivery day, and although I received the delivery form to sign, I've had no notification whatsoever regarding the actual delivery over the past week. Texted Tesla to ask almost three hours ago, which I spent listening to the crickets in my driveway.
I know deliveries can be made quite late, but any kind of time window would have been nice as I don't know whether I can leave the house.
That being said, I'd bet my left sock the delivery company drove it into a river or had a stalk-related accident