What will the Thursday announcement be about?

[PaulusdB]

What kind of treat is Elon thinking of?
- Sweet?

- Dutch?

So it's all about the new Gigafactory location.

 

[commasign]

Cat Mode

 

[commasign]

New flame thrower option for Sentry Mode

 

[iluvmacs]

New flame thrower option for Sentry Mode

*Not-a-Flamethrower, thank you very much

 

[timk225]

If it is about the Model Y, I hope Elon has learned to not promise a certain price, and just says "It'll be for sale at the best price possible, to be determined".

 

[Rockster]

If it turns out to be an announcement of the date of the Model Y unveiling then we've reached a Dilbert-esque level of corporate communication: Yesterday Tesla announced the date that they're going to announce the date of the announcement.

 

[Dangerous Fish]

I think there are a few people my side of the Atlantic who'd like it to be that the RHD Model 3 production line has just started up.

 

[PaulusdB]

I think there are a few people my side of the Atlantic who'd like it to be that the RHD Model 3 production line has just started up.

Some people at their side of the Pacific just as well, I'd think.

 

[OPRCE]

Other: Musk announces to assembled paparazzi that SEC = Suck Elon's Crap Cork Crock!

 

[Barklikeadog]

If it turns out to be an announcement of the date of the Model Y unveiling then we've reached a Dilbert-esque level of corporate communication: Yesterday Tesla announced the date that they're going to announce the date of the announcement.

maybe Tesla is going to release a game of thrones promo

 

[dethman]

18% think the SR is coming???

 

[riverFox]

GF4

 

[Oldschool496]

Model Y with normal doors and door handles! please please please!

Oh if it was only true, please let Tesla get smart here and no funny business with the handles and doors. Normal and plain takes precedent here. Make it simple, stupid, hell even ugly is better then weird doors and handles.

 

[StealthP3D]

The announcement of "Sexy Film Production Mode"?

The Model Y will be the first Tesla that can pay for itself by incorporating a "Sexy Film Production Mode" with four HD cameras and studio quality, high CRI LED lighting built into the headliner. LCD window glass will be self-blanking, interior seats will fold into a large studio bed and Artificial Intelligence will be used to control the cameras, lighting and sound to enable the effortless production and editing of impromptu, high-quality erotic films anywhere, anytime, that can be wirelessly streamed to the Tesla Erotic Network, a subscription-based service returning over 75% of all revenues back to the owners. For the first time, young couples everywhere can afford their own Tesla!

Initially, "Sexy Film Production Mode" will only be enabled while in Park. Eventually, as self-driving is approved, couples will be able to get paid as they travel around the continent in search of the best surfing waves, powder snow, festivals, concerts and fine dining. The Model Y is a "new lifestyle" vehicle that will appeal to the young and adventurous who prefer not to work traditional 9-5 jobs while still being able to afford life's finer pleasures.

 

[Barklikeadog]

Oh if it was only true, please let Tesla get smart here and no funny business with the handles and doors. Normal and plain takes precedent here. Make it simple, stupid, hell even ugly is better then weird doors and handles.

when the car stops, a robot will unload itself from the frunk, come around the car and open each of the doors, then close the doors and load itself back into the frunk.
When the car senses you within 100ft of the car, the robot will unload itself from the frunk and repeat the process. The Keyfob will detect how many people are within
your vicinity so it knows how many doors to open. Once you set this system up, you will never have to touch a door handle in side or outside of the car again.. because
there won't be any handles. Simplicity at its finest.

*First 10,000 buyers of the DRCS (door robot convenience system) will get a robot that wears a Boring Co. hat.

 

[Mweida]

they are going to announce the acquisition of Bollinger Motors. The B1 will now be the model 8. and it will go into production after retooling the former GM plant in Lordstown Ohio. Bollinger will be operated as its own entity so as to offer the full tax credit.

probably no where near what will happen but hey you never know.

 

[BigD0g]

My guess: MY reveal date. He's tweeted last year about releasing details in March.

Any no chance on this world it's a CTC drive, just saying....

 

[robt_sf]

If it was something major, i.e acquisition wouldn't they have to make an SEC filing?

 

[Swampgator]

Elephant in the room is model 3 Sr. This is what Elon Tusk will announce

 

[timk225]

My guess: MY reveal date. He's tweeted last year about releasing details in March.

Probably this. An announcement to announce when an announcement about the Model Y will be announced.