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Yep, 73 is his highest score ever (for an $850K+ car that now goes for $1.7M used(!)) so obviously he didn't get the memo on grade inflation.
He is also as nitpicky about the Model 3 as anyone I have seen on TMC (does anyone really care that much about the steering wheel?) but his few complaints are more than outweighed by his enthusiasm for all of the pluses, which resulted in a very high overall rating.
That’s the nature of the business. You need to critique and be critical, otherwise you’re not doing your job. So find that one imperfect spot, a screw, a piece of hair, a piece of dirt/stain, a fingerprint, a non existent cup holder and magnify it 100x, then blow it up, OCD over it, let viewers/readers get a 30 minute earful of how important, how life changing that one cup holder could be to the driver. How irritated you are, never mind the level 2 autonomous feature, this is a cup holder we’re talking about. The cup holder isnt just a cup holder for Pete’s sake, it’s a life saver, a place where your medication could be stored, hence it’s really a mini medicine cabinet. It’s a place where you can drop your change, hence it’s a piggy bank... who needs Wells Fargo when you have a portable cup holder? Hence, it’s an ATM..
Keep yappin’, keep talking and pretend like youre irate over this one feature. Now you’re beginning to master the art of being a great “critique”. But wait, there’s more, if you’re Consumer Reports, then you wait until the stock is down, or at near ATH, then you let loose, you’ve changed your mind, the score is actually too high, let’s critique it some more. This is the best selling luxury sedan in the US of A we’re talking about, it attracts more click bait than the entirety of seeking alpha combine, just by mentioning Tesla....this is your chance to really spit some of your critiquing knowledge. Since the car doesn’t have an engine, let’s pick on the door handles! Yes, these things are so bad, OMG, it’s not an easy fix when it breaks down, I mean an overheated radiator might be more expensive to fix, but we’re talking about a door handle here.. handles are meant to last forever. Why would a handle break down? I mean I can understand if the transmission failed and cost $5k to replace but handles are well, suppose to last forever. Come on Tesla, you’re killing me here, this is a luxury sedan we’re talking about. It’s not luxury when you have to open your own door, oh wait, the doors on the X open by themselves? What I meant to say was, it’s not luxury if you don’t have someone opening doors for you, as in having a butler opening your car doors.... and since the X doors opens on its own, you can’t “look luxurious” getting in and out of the vehicle, therefore, it’s not a luxury Crossover....
Next weeks edition, we will critique Tesla’s lack of buttons..
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