Still waiting for results after ten days. Trust me when I say that there’s no chance of getting the backlog down to one day short of taking all the people whose cost cutting resulted in the current lab shortage, exposing them all to the virus, and telling them that their results will arrive in a year unless they pony up the money to buy the equipment to build out all the labs that we should already have.
Maybe start using placebo. Tell people to quarantine for 14 days while waiting for 'result'.