Thanks for the story, that was pretty funny. Also glad nobody was hurt, except maybe their prideLOL! Ok, the short version...
Well, we were on our way to my work Christmas party. He came to pick me and some friends up at a hotel room they'd gotten. He was sober but we'd had a drink and he was showing off, not paying attention to where he was going and ran over a center divider curb at probably 40 mph. It completely ripped the font suspension right out of the car. Needless to say I was beyond pissed.
Had the S towed to the dealership on the back of a flatbed (thank you Telsa roadside) since it was 11pm thats all we could think to do at the time. Telsa got us an Uber home and this was the start of a 10 month journey to get the car repaired. Then Tesla had NO ability to work on a car outside of normal warranty work and basic stuff. They had no ability to do major damage repairs so after a month of it sitting in the shop they finally had it towed to a shop here that could do aluminum welding work. They did all the major work and then sent it back to Tesla for testing and sign off. The result of it all was a LOT of conversations with the manager of the SC and they started working on plans to build paint shops and repair shops in the SC themselves.
Incase your curious the final bill for the repairs was over 48k LOL