Episode 6
It has been 6 weeks now since I have taken possession of BadA**. I only have one regret: I wish I could quit work to drive more.
So one bank draft has occurred (I had to finance part of the car - that's just the way life goes) and it has been the largest draft I have ever paid for a car in my life ... however, it was painless. Why? I find that the benefits and enjoyability of this car are matched by very few, and only a good Siglo VI on a cool fall day paired with a good Belgian (Trappistes or Stella) or perhaps a perfect filet with a bottle of Opus One would prove a difficult decision (had I to choose).
I have made a conscious declaration to drive this vehicle, and not to pamper it. I had to make that choice based on a few of my interpersonal flaws: When I had the old red Italian mistress, I was worried sick about nicks and dings and would have anxiety mount at odd times - not only while driving. With my Ford pickup, I would not mind if I hit an Armadillo (anything bigger tends to do a bit more damage, and the Armadillo is really a neat animal when struck as it jumps about three feet straight up and then ...)
Sorry.
Anyhow, I drive her with passion, and care free - not wreckless, and not like I rent her, but with the understanding that I should be able to run to the mall (teenager door ding city) or grocery store (shopping cart mayhem) or wherever and enjoy the car for what it was made - use. I run it through the car wash. I drink my coffee in it. No cigars, but I only do that with a work truck anyhow. Her kids can eat (but no yogurt or the like, and only water to drink) and my kids can drive it. I know there has been issue on this forum with teens driving the S, and suffice it to say, it's my bloody car, so I make the rules.
To chase a rabbit here for a second, and I am fairly serious about this one: Tesla (and I hope management is reading) is very cautious and tight lipped about what information they dissmeinate. We all know this. There have been two occasions where I have posted information that was given to me in a less than official way, and both times it has caused a bit of strife on the part of the source of the information. Tesla, please know I tortured these people to give me this information, and it was not their fault. In fact, I feel they felt that they were helping me as a customer rather than "leaking" to the public. As such, my posts on this forum from this point on will be about me, BadA**, armadillos and the occasional beer, cigar, or wine reference. I send a forum-posted apology to those two individuals affected.
So driving her with passion, and treating her like a vehicle, rather than a garage queen means she goes through the robo-wash, totes around kids, would tote around Cooper (the Golden) if he didn't have certain bowel problems that I cannot overlook, and hauls horse tack, etc.
I would have liked to include some pictures of her after a Calgon bath (I got a full detail done Friday) - but my lazy part of my double helical strand kicked in and I failed that. Maybe later this week. As far as detail, the job was amazing, and I will pass on the information of the mobile detail rep to any Dallas area people who care to check into it). As I was part of the Texas we-don't-get-a-DS delivery, George B wanted Tesla to "finish the job" and get some of the paint swirls out of the finish, so they sent someone out to "make it right". I think Tesla in another language must mean "make it right"
WJ