Park Assist Upgrade - contest for the spookiest pictures

[SergeyP]

Anyone wants to share the most spooky images from the latest Park Assist Upgrade?

 

[TallTexGuy]

 

[TallTexGuy]

Looks like I parked next to an egyptian sarcophagus

 

[mimetz]

Am I the only person having trouble reading the new display of the surroundings? Red/yellow/grey, what’s it all mean? Today I pulled into a parking spot, on the screen the car is touching red, I get out, I’m 4’ from the nearest object.

 

[MkPotato]

Maybe what they need is a kind of distance detection system, linked to a beeping sound that increases frequency as you get closer to an object. These sensors could be positioned on the edges of the vehicle. I’m surprised no-one has thought of this.

Merry Xmas to the numpties at Tesla.

 

[MrBadger]

 

[EVMeister]

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You parked behind a collection of giant neurons?

 

[AndrewGR]

I think it is a giant millipede.

 

[qwickshot]

Am I the only person having trouble reading the new display of the surroundings? Red/yellow/grey, what’s it all mean? Today I pulled into a parking spot, on the screen the car is touching red, I get out, I’m 4’ from the nearest object.

4 inches or feet? Any changes of surface or lines between you and the object?

 

[Roy B]

Am I the only person having trouble reading the new display of the surroundings? Red/yellow/grey, what’s it all mean? Today I pulled into a parking spot, on the screen the car is touching red, I get out, I’m 4’ from the nearest object.

From the pictures I've seen, it's just red=objects very close, yellow=objects fairly close, grey=everything else.

 

[rico365]

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That to me looks like Santa (at the top) and reindeer! you can see their feet!

 

[djtaylor]

Not spooky but made us smile

 

[Rice&Curry]

Maybe what they need is a kind of distance detection system, linked to a beeping sound that increases frequency as you get closer to an object. These sensors could be positioned on the edges of the vehicle. I’m surprised no-one has thought of this.

Merry Xmas to the numpties at Tesla.

Well Tesla removed the ultrasonic sensors some time back - so no warning beeps due to proximity- its is purely based on camera /vision

 

[mimetz]

From the pictures I've seen, it's just red=objects very close, yellow=objects fairly close, grey=everything else.

When I bought my Tesla I was taken with the revolutionary nature of the product, it felt, and still feels, rule-breaking, industry-disrupting, fundamentally changing the automotive world. I'm still feeling the love, wouldn't trade it for anything, but every once in a while I just wish it was a bit more of a traditional company, more customer-focused, with better service, able to deal with relatively simple things like wipers, door handles that require an instruction manual, 3D "parking assist" visuals that are near impossible to understand. But I still love the car ;-)

 

[mimetz]

4 inches or feet? Any changes of surface or lines between you and the object?

It was a good four feet, nothing but clear empty uninhabited space between me and the curb.

 

[Drew57]

'Tesla encounters parsnip in Badger tooth cavity'.