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Tesla Poetry / Limericks / Haiku
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Johan
Ex got M3 in the divorce, waiting for EU Model Y!
Mr. Musk alludes in a tweet
that a record has duly been beat
that the reservations
far exceed expectations
of analysts on Wall Street
So a rally sets of on the Nasdaq
in the spirit of a day on the racetrack
where covering bears
run for the stairs
creating positive feedback
Hence a maverick called mr. Left
got his short position royally effed
For he was seldom right
and not very bright
and of hope ended up bereft
that a record has duly been beat
that the reservations
far exceed expectations
of analysts on Wall Street
So a rally sets of on the Nasdaq
in the spirit of a day on the racetrack
where covering bears
run for the stairs
creating positive feedback
Hence a maverick called mr. Left
got his short position royally effed
For he was seldom right
and not very bright
and of hope ended up bereft
Let’s do something impossible.
Impossible is just a stepping stone between never and success.
Let’s do something fantastic.
Fantastic is fuel for dreams.
Let’s do something unconventional.
Common is the only signpost on the tedious road to mediocrity.
Let’s create something impossible.
Failure humbles the ego and inflames our passion to overcome.
Let’s create something visionary.
Easy answers make headlines; great answers build reputations.
Let’s create something inspirational.
Functionality can be admired while utility is revered.
Let’s experience something impossible.
Astonishment is often followed by the word “How”.
Let’s experience something fun.
Giddiness is the universal reminder that childhood doesn’t end.
Let’s experience something profound.
It’s a rare gift to witness the world change.
Impossible?
Let’s!
Impossible is just a stepping stone between never and success.
Let’s do something fantastic.
Fantastic is fuel for dreams.
Let’s do something unconventional.
Common is the only signpost on the tedious road to mediocrity.
Let’s create something impossible.
Failure humbles the ego and inflames our passion to overcome.
Let’s create something visionary.
Easy answers make headlines; great answers build reputations.
Let’s create something inspirational.
Functionality can be admired while utility is revered.
Let’s experience something impossible.
Astonishment is often followed by the word “How”.
Let’s experience something fun.
Giddiness is the universal reminder that childhood doesn’t end.
Let’s experience something profound.
It’s a rare gift to witness the world change.
Impossible?
Let’s!
Update Blues
I'm in my car and so forlorn,
My softwares old, and I am torn;
I really want an update soon,
(I may as well ask for the moon),
The gods of Fremont don't hear my prayer,
I'm on a version I once thought fair,
Six weeks ago, through chants and rites,
I got the latest one holy night,
It's strange to long for a version new,
Since no-one knows quite what they do!
I'm in my car and so forlorn,
My softwares old, and I am torn;
I really want an update soon,
(I may as well ask for the moon),
The gods of Fremont don't hear my prayer,
I'm on a version I once thought fair,
Six weeks ago, through chants and rites,
I got the latest one holy night,
It's strange to long for a version new,
Since no-one knows quite what they do!
Poor Bill, I heard his battery died,
Then he got towed, and he'll be waiting a while.
Bill, here's something to think about during repairs:
It's lucky the thing's guaranteed for 8 years!
And when it comes back, it will be just like new.
Maybe your S will see 272!!!
Then he got towed, and he'll be waiting a while.
Bill, here's something to think about during repairs:
It's lucky the thing's guaranteed for 8 years!
And when it comes back, it will be just like new.
Maybe your S will see 272!!!
272 miles range.
PS bill is op on this thread. Read in another thread his battery croaked.
There once was a man from N.E.
Whose Tesla he drove with great glee
He said to his wife
"It's my last car! For Life!"
Then traded it in for a D.
The gal (who lives in the Bay State)
Admits that the EV is great
She plunked down a G
to reserve a 3
And now it is her turn to wait.
Whose Tesla he drove with great glee
He said to his wife
"It's my last car! For Life!"
Then traded it in for a D.
The gal (who lives in the Bay State)
Admits that the EV is great
She plunked down a G
to reserve a 3
And now it is her turn to wait.
Twas the night before Tesla and there on the bed,
lay the anxious new owner tossing his head.
Insurance? Financing? Trade-in? he thought,
Nowhere around was the sleep which he sought.
The documents were piled by the doorway with care,
In hopes that they would be remembered there.
lay the anxious new owner tossing his head.
Insurance? Financing? Trade-in? he thought,
Nowhere around was the sleep which he sought.
The documents were piled by the doorway with care,
In hopes that they would be remembered there.
Then up from the roof there arose such a clatter,
He arose from his sleep to see what was the matter.
Then what to his wondering eyes should appear?
It's the solar panels, the installers are here!!!
He arose from his sleep to see what was the matter.
Then what to his wondering eyes should appear?
It's the solar panels, the installers are here!!!
The battery pack it was fixed.
A long trip to Freemont was nixed.
Engineers shipped parts,
Local staff has the smarts,
No new cells with old; none were mixed.
A long trip to Freemont was nixed.
Engineers shipped parts,
Local staff has the smarts,
No new cells with old; none were mixed.
Ode to a Three
While waiting for my Model Three
I’ve lost my way, and cannot see,
Where I can give my humble pittance,
Or even send the whole remittance,
You’d think that waiting in the rain
To pay deposits, despite the pain,
Of waiting months and even years,
Watching others choke back tears,
And lose the faith and sometimes shout,
I’ll buy a Bolt, without a doubt!
NorCal, SoCal, they blithely order,
But nothing yet beyond their border,
Oh gods of Fremont, so divine,
Oh when oh when can I have mine?
While waiting for my Model Three
I’ve lost my way, and cannot see,
Where I can give my humble pittance,
Or even send the whole remittance,
You’d think that waiting in the rain
To pay deposits, despite the pain,
Of waiting months and even years,
Watching others choke back tears,
And lose the faith and sometimes shout,
I’ll buy a Bolt, without a doubt!
NorCal, SoCal, they blithely order,
But nothing yet beyond their border,
Oh gods of Fremont, so divine,
Oh when oh when can I have mine?
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