Tesla Poetry / Limericks / Haiku

[thecloud]

Supercharger lines
Will soon be no more; each week
A new site opens.

 

[JenniferQ]

But with Model 3
Maybe we need even more?
Tesla don't fail us!

 

[doug]

Three is a magic number
Yes it is, it's a magic number
Somewhere in the ancient, mystic trinity
You get three as a magic number
The past and the present and the future
Faith and hope and charity
The heart and the brain and the body
Give you three
That's a magic number
...

 

[buttershrimp]

Ya'll gon make me lose my mind.
Up in here? Up in here.
Ya'll gon make me act a fool.
Up in here, Up in here.

[Warning for explicit lyrics]

 

[Vegas]

I bought an MS in Australia
If you want the details, I'll email ya'
It's a P90D
With Ludicrous, you see
'Now' the officer said, I'm gunna jail ya'

 

[doug]

Look, the streets know what just this is
Ghost ride the whip up and down the strip
...
When you get a new car
And ya feeling like a star
What you gon do?
Ghost ride it!
Ghost ride the whip
...
Pull up, hop out, all in one motion
Dancing on the hood while the car's still rollin'
Stuntin', shinin', flamboastin'
On one, high, off that potion
...
Get out the way, let Casper drive
Ghost ride, go crazy
Who that drivin'? Patrick Swayze!

 

[cpa]

With apologies to the intrepid souls from the Burma-Vita Company from ~1930-1965:

Driving ICE

Is not so nice

Be eclectic

Drive electric

Tesla Motors

(You have to imagine these signs spaced about 100 yards apart on a rural stretch of highway.)

 

[ohmman]

This lack of VINs
Has me on pins
becoming hard
to forgive Tesla's sins

Lookin all night
for my invite
need to config
or defer in hindsight

My eyes are damp
from this slow ramp
Exponential
must have gotten a cramp

But won't be long
singing this song
we'll have our cars
and find something else wrong

 

[TEG]

A Tesla in space?
Why would anyone do that?
Just because he can.

 

[JenniferQ]

Is Elon high or
Is he drunk on Mars? Now I
Want Midnight Cherry

 

[Half Dollar Bill]

I saved my thousandth
For an exceptional post;
Joy is a deep well.

 

[Saghost]

A competitor!
The forum full of drama
Jaguar iPace.

 

[Saghost]

There once was a live stream from Groz
iJustine and crowds and applause
The car is quite fast,
It's really a blast
But Tesla is still the boss.

 

[Johan]

A young prince from an Arabian kingdom,
with a substantial disposable income
said: “Screw fossil fuels –
let's sell the crown jewels
and hand Tesla a handsome sum”.

 

[Half Dollar Bill]

How does a year pass
Without someone posting here?
Let the games begin!

 

[tomas]

How does a year pass
Without someone posting here?
Let the games begin!

I just got an update
That allows me to request next update
What an update!

 

[RayK]

I posted this in a thread about (the lack of) rear collision alarm a few weeks ago. Just became aware of this thread so I've deposited a copy here for posterity:

Tesla 3 backup
Could use radar warning chime
Else cat final cry

 

[TEG]

The stock price is high,
but keeps going up and up!
It boggles the mind!

 

[Saghost]

The world works from home
Empty streets; Tesla plugged in
New firmware each trip

 

[thecloud]

Blade Runner hellscape?
Bioweapon defense mode
Filters out the crud