I really like the name "Tesla Vision". I wish they'd ditch the name Autopilot and FSD and simply call it all Tesla Vision instead!
Imagine the FUD that would ensue if Autopilot and FSD were marketed as "Tesla Vision".
CNBC host: Some people have been raising concerns that Tesla's new name for Autopilot is dangerously irresponsible and will result in misuse of the system. Joining us to discuss is Gordon Johnson of Clown Pants Investments. Hi Gordon, welcome to CNBC.
GJ: Thanks for having me.
CNBC: I understand investors are becoming nervous over Tesla's decision to change the name of their driving technology from "Autopilot" to "Tesla Vision".
GJ: Well, people were already concerned that "Autopilot" was dangerously misleading because it pretended these cars could drive automatically. But the cars cannot drive by themselves, just look at all the accidents being investigated due to the confusion surrounding this misrepresented technology. Basically, people think they can text or surf the web after engaging Autopilot. Now Tesla has doubled down and called it "Tesla Vision" without considering how many people this could basically kill. It takes it one step further by suggesting drivers don't even need to keep their eyes open.
CNBC: Wow, that sounds dangerous.
GJ: Exactly, it's basically telling your customers that eyes are not necessary, don't look where you are going, we have you covered. We think this is irresponsible and will endanger Tesla customers and basically whoever happens to be on the road with them. The people we have talked to have told us they can't invest in a company that plays dangerous marketing games with their customers. This is not a game, it's basically your life.
CNBC: Wow. That was an eye-opening report, thanks for taking the time to join us today.
GJ: You bet. Thanks for basically having me.