Tesla, TSLA & the Investment World: the Perpetual Investors' Roundtable

[SOULPEDL]

View attachment 742741

Size comparison to S: This thing is huge.

LOL!!! I thought that was a beetle at first!

 

[MXWing]

Sizeable 0 DTE purchases in TSLA 1010 and 1015 Calls. Lots of idiots buying 950 puts too.

Some hedgies getting hurt if we end above 1020. Let's hope it happens.

 

[ZachF]

The CT can’t come soon enough. It looks so out of this world on an isolated test track. Its road presence is going to make a Lamborghini looks like a Corolla

Will be prominently featured in a lot of rappers’ future music videos. Guaranteed.

 

[Mengy]

This plus the change in wording on the Cybertruck order page makes me think we’re getting the truck sooner than end of year. Maybe July or August?

I feel 4680 production will hold it up until late 2022. They need time to ramp the new battery lines in Austin, and that will likely be slower than we'd like it to be.

 

[bkp_duke]

Three weeks left in the year. Here's to hoping that we hear something very very soon about "limited start to production" out of Austin, Berlin, or both.

Would love to see the shorties get a lump of coal for the holidays.

 

[H Mak]

Is this an actual photo or sliced together?

I knew it was going to be big, but 'this thing is huge' is right! I've got a reservation but I'm pretty sure I'm not going to want a vehicle that big, regardless of how cool it may be. Just not practical for our family. The Y is a great size. I sure hope they release a 10-20% smaller version in the future.

Mate, we need to have a quiet word. You're on the reservation list for what will be the coolest car of the 21st century and you're hesitating! Driving that car, you'll be Virgil Tracy, Steve Zodiac, and James Bond rolled into one. You'll be the coolest kid on the block, king of the hill, and as if that's not enough, you're a Tesla investor! If you're not good-looking, you will be, if you're a seven stone weakling, you'll be Charles Atlas, and if you're on the lookout for a new partner, they'll be queuing round the block for a ride!

On the other hand, yes, it is very big

 

[TheWalkingDad]

The CT can’t come soon enough. It looks so out of this world on an isolated test track. Its road presence is going to make a Lamborghini looks like a Corolla

As Elon calls it. Mars Cars.

 

[SOULPEDL]

Is it possible the leaks are spaced in time, and EM's "broker" is selling into it as it comes?
More "peas cumming" soon? I think so anyway. Peas = leaks?

 

[Dangerous Fish]

We can only hope that this is an implementation of the patented linear drive.

I think it's clear from the video that it's not. Doesn't rule out frickin' lasers though.

 

[ZachF]

They need to make an SUV/Van version of Cybertruck as well. Basically an electric G-Wagon, but better.

 

[canoemore]

I already need another hit. Does it have a frunk?? Solar tonneau option? Product update can't come soon enough

 

[Ogre]

They need to make an SUV/Van version of Cybertruck as well. Basically an electric G-Wagon, but better.

Yes… but after they get the 2-3 year backlog of Cybertrucks delivered!

 

[Bouboule]

I think it's clear from the video that it's not. Doesn't rule out frickin' lasers though.

Actually in the picture, the only thing that is clear is that the bottom of the wiper is fixed and that there will be a rotary motion at that location. However, I believe as per the patent that there will be a mix of rotary and linear actuators to make the blade stay vertical and move right to left.

It would me more efficient and less costly to do it this way instead of the way described in the patent.

 

[SOULPEDL]

I already need another hit. Does it have a frunk?? Solar tonneau option? Product update can't come soon enough

Yes Peas!

 

[WattsHappening]

Mate, we need to have a quiet word. You're on the reservation list for what will be the coolest car of the 21st century and you're hesitating! Driving that car, you'll be Virgil Tracy, Steve Zodiac, and James Bond rolled into one. You'll be the coolest kid on the block, king of the hill, and as if that's not enough, you're a Tesla investor! If you're not good-looking, you will be, if you're a seven stone weakling, you'll be Charles Atlas, and if you're on the lookout for a new partner, they'll be queuing round the block for a ride!

On the other hand, yes, it is very big

Can't argue with this!

 

[Nocturnal]

Yes… but after they get the 2-3 year backlog of Cybertrucks delivered!

I'm not sure the backlog will ever end TBH.

 

[Ogre]

The CT can’t come soon enough. It looks so out of this world on an isolated test track. Its road presence is going to make a Lamborghini looks like a Corolla

Its performance as well

 

[Dangerous Fish]

Actually in the picture, the only thing that is clear is that the bottom of the wiper is fixed and that there will be a rotary motion at that location. However, I believe as per the patent that there will be a mix of rotary and linear actuators to make the blade stay vertical and move right to left.

It would me more efficient and less costly to do it this way instead of the way described in the patent.

If that's the production wiper it will just sweep a quadrant. It's no more complicated than that and probably doesn't need to be for the first generation CT.

 

[jhm]

That's not an ass wiper, it gets the rain off the windshield!

Point of American grammar: That's a "huge-ass wiper," not a huge "ass wiper."

 

[Ogre]

I'm not sure the backlog will ever end TBH.

Ok… they need to get the first 75,000 trucks out of the backlog.

After that they can make a van.