Tesla, TSLA & the Investment World: the Perpetual Investors' Roundtable

[StealthP3D]

If he says he will, I will buy 10 pair!!!

I can see the headlines now:

Tesla Enters Volatile Fashion-Apparel Market in Desperate Attempt to Justify Valuation

 

[M|S|M MYP]

Good to know I won’t have to build a moat. Feel free to wear a bright colored, glow in the dark life vest. I’m taking up the crossbow and will need target practice.

He'll probably be wearing the 'Short Shorts' with the neon life vest!

 

[Cherry Wine]

 

[TheTalkingMule]

Inflation. Money printer go brrrrr

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[lafrisbee]

$1340?
Stop it! PHUCKING STOP IT. Stop it right now!
I am going to puke.

 

[mekberg]

Where is @SpaceCash ?

 

[T@oo]

1337. Thats funny.

 

[ThisStockGood]

$1340?
Stop it! PHUCKING STOP IT. Stop it right now!
I am going to puke.

as you wish. Thank me later

 

[Cherry Wine]

Looking at the order book...no one is selling. $50M in sell orders between here and $1450. Just how badly do folks want in on the stock is the only question right now.

 

[Todd Burch]

Well, at least hydrogen appears to be doing well this week.

 

[T@oo]

Looking at the order book...no one is selling. $50M in sell orders between here and $1450. Just how badly do folks want in on the stock is the only question right now.

Need some context. 50M is low, right?

 

[engle]

Jurassic Park?

Very close to $250B market cap. Won't that unlock another Elon option at some point? Well deserved for adding the short shorts to the Tesla lineup! If this craziness continues to $2K I'm going to reserve a roadster...

 

[hobbes]

https://twitter.com/Hagen/status/1278388302001909762

Not sure if this news but apparently Giga Berlin production is shooting for the beginning of 2021 now instead of mid 2021. The website got updated at some point with beginning of 2021, used to be mid 2021

Late to the party - but I think this does not mean GF4 will be ready that early. More likely they´ll have enough production capacity for Y at Fremont with the GA in a new tent that they can ship to Europe. Web site only says production is supposed to start early 2021, but not where production will be (I know, Elon said Y will only will come from GF4 to Europe, but that wouldn´t be the first time he changed his mind). While GF4 construction is well on its way, I have not heard about anything pointing to it being done in half a year from now instead of one year.

 

[M|S|M MYP]

$1340?
Stop it! PHUCKING STOP IT. Stop it right now!
I am going to puke.

Puking out $100 bills should be a daily routine!

 

[Roel1994]

Got in the stock in the beginning of 2017. As of today, I could pay off all my student loans if I decide to sell, and I haven't even graduated yet. But I think I am just going to HODL for another 5-10 years

 

[Mo City]

Over 10 million in volume in less than 2 1/2 hours.

 

[Nocturnal]

Got in the stock in the beginning of 2017. As of today, I could pay off all my student loans if I decide to sell, and I haven't even graduated yet. But I think I am just going to HODL for another 5-10 years

Definitely not worth that opportunity cost to sell.

 

[lafrisbee]

as you wish. Thank me later

THANK YOU (If I waited till later the stock would start with a "2".)

 

[Krugerrand]

While TSLA has just hit $1,300, Amazon has just hit $3,000!

I was lucky enough to have bought TSLA, AMZN, SQ and PTON in the late Feb/early March dip. Since then it isn't only TSLA that has more than tripled in value, Square and Peloton have too, while Amazon has nearly doubled which is incredible for such a mature company.

Now this is an important point. It seems like TSLA is rising not because of its individual results but because it is seen as a company of the future. And the Coronavirus situation is going to act as a catalyst to bring on the future more quickly than before by bankrupting late cycle companies who are loaded up with debt and make thin margins.

TSLA is the automaker of the future, SQ the bank of the future, PTON the gym of the future. It partly explains the furore over NKLA when that really is smoke and mirrors, investors are betting on anything that looks like the future.

Now, I can see a good and a bad around this. The good is that I don't even think the new Tesla battery tech or any utility or self-driving advancements are baked into the TSLA share increase, the bad is that I am not sure that anything is baked in and the share price will become as overblown in the next month or so as it was under-priced a year ago. This mini-macro of the "future" is going to blow up even further. I don't know by how much or when, but if we also take S&P inclusion into account, then TSLA may still have another 100% to run (to around $3,000 per share) before the bubble bursts and then you will then see a 50-70% drop back down to perhaps $1,000-$1,500 per share.

TSLA is obviously a fantastic long term bet, but over the next month or so I think there is going to be a great opportunity to make a quick buck while still being well positioned for the long term!

It’s so uplifting when people have to turn a good thing into a not so good thing. Always looking for the disaster to hit. The negative spin.

You know, sometimes it’s really just as good as it looks.

 

[RobbyJ]

I think I figured out the new play of the shortzes!!
Make the stock prize rise as fast as possible so Tesla will have to pay out Elon compensation packages and it goes bankrupt because of that!!
GENIUS PLAY AT WORK!!

Quick, we all need to sell to block their cunning plan!