NO! NEVER AGAIN A TESLA.
I just don' understand why so many people are satisfied with their Tesla. I would understand if your previous vehicle was a soap box. But, I'm sorry, it is impossible to call Tesla a decent car. Just don't know where to start :
- Automatic windshield wipers are never accurate. The solution according to the latest update is to make it easier to MANUALLY adjust.
Agree with the autowipers being terrible with overcast (but dry) weather. But I adjust manually by turning them off. Main issue is when using autopilot.
- Lane assist keeps on nagging, this is waaay tooo sensitive to be pleasant.
- The same with forward collision. No worries, just disable it. Well good luck. You have to disable it EVERY new ride.
The lane assist/autopilot wheel-touch-nag is not too sensitive in my experience. You just need to get used to it. I just rest my left hand on the wheel and the torque is enough to not nag. I've driven from Ghent to Luxembourg (i.e. hours of highway as you know) without a single nag.
The collision warning shouldn't trigger often, it means you're driving too assertively.
- Phone key is an absolute nightmare. We have new phones and BT is of course always on. Nevertheless every now and then the car just refuses to unlock.
Sometimes this happens, but then I just open the Tesla app and the car "connects" again. And I have a cheap sub 200 EUR phone. My wife with her +600 EUR phone never has an issue.
- Autopilot keep on nagging, so it's better to not use it. Is just makes me crazy. And in between 2 naggings, it's constantly making micro adjustments (Left - Right). Feels like being on a boat.
The left right adjustments are either when passing trucks (it moves over to the left, which I like) or in extremely windy conditions. But I don't experience the boat feeling you experience.
- The car keeps updating... Just great, mainly extra fart sounds and games. I'm an adult, do not need that.
My kids love it. And the spring update with new visuals, better spotify experience, etc is a nice touch to receive 2 years into ownership.
- Hat shelf. What is this. They invented the "foldable hat shelf. Just try to get it out (and then, where to put it).
I have to be honest: I did swear a lot on this "hat shelf" when I just got the car. My Skoda Octavia had a rollable thing that could cover the cargo when needed and be rolled up with a single press. But it couldn't take weight. The Tesla shelf can store items for the rear passengers (again: my kids use this for their toys/pillows/blankets/whatever) or I put my coat there when not moving passengers since it's always clean.
Once you understand how the shelf works it is extremely easy to take out/put into the car or fold it. Just takes some time to learn but that is always the case with a new car IMO.
After extended usage I like the "Tesla shelf" and prefer it over many other types of trunk shielding materials.
- Range. Where to start. IMO this is just criminal behaviour. If I'm lucky, I can drive 300km (charge 80% LR) instead of the advertised 418%.
I have the RWD standard range Model Y. I calculated that on average (year round) I can drive 405km on a single 100% charge (I have LFP so charging to 100% daily has little to no negative effects). In winter this is more like 320-350km real world range. In summer it's more like 450km. I don't know what they advertise but this is plenty for me.
- Cruise control and phantom breaking. I guess everyone has experienced their Tesla breaking for no obvious reason, resulting in at least unpleasant driving or worse, dangerous situations.
The car does brake sometimes for things that either aren't there (a phantom stop light from the navigation data) or it is too cautious (for example when another car shows intention to merge into your lane) but I use autopilot with my right foot on the accelerator (to go through crossroads with traffic lights and the like, so I don't have to use the autopilot stalk to confirm moving through green) and I pay attention (as one should) so I just press the accelerator upon these events. And it doesn't happen that often.
You're right that I'd like these phantom braking events to be non-existent but no system is perfect. The value of autopilot adjusting speed for traffic and merging traffic/stoplights is much greater than having a perfect non-adaptive cruise control.
I just want FSDbeta already
- The lack of decent parking sensors result in some kind of "suggestion" how close your are to obstacles. Just take a look at how many Tesla cars are scratched in the front. God damn, I miss the trustful acoustic sensors of my previous car.
This used to be a problem but the vision park assist released in the last couple of months is pretty great.
I can park by looking solely at the screen if I wanted to. Of course I look in real life AND on screen. The only issue with vision park assist is when you get in your car and something has changed in front of your car. (for example the car in front of you drove away and another car parked in that spot instead. Vision assist does not tell you perfectly how far that car is. Then again I always back up first as far as I can before pulling out of my parking spot (S-parking manoeuvres) and then vision assist catches up.
- Moreover, the cameras give very often the warning they are inaccurate due to ... whatever. Might be mud or sun. Doesn't matter. A little bit of sun and you are parking like with a car of 20 years old.
Again, the new vision assist can complain but it still shows me plenty.
Would I like ultrasonic sensors on top of it? Of course. But it's not as bad as you make it sound IMO.
- Not my personal experience, but my brothers : about 5 times not disconnecting from the power cable. TBH, this hasn't happened since more than a year.
Hasn't happened to me but would be annoying indeed. There is a latch to detach the cable on the inside of the vehicle, so this is solvable without external help. You just have to Youtube it (or read the manual).
- A few months ago, a SC in Belgium : a person from Luxembourg could not charge. We could charge without a problem, his car just refused. Very convenient at 10PM with a small kid in the back.
Hasn't happened to me but would be annoying indeed. Overall Tesla vehicles have the most reliable charging experience of any EV. (a collegue drives a Mercedes EQC and has had many issues with the electronics in his car. My Y hasn't had an issue as of yet *knock on wood* )
- A Tesla is like a German car, it keeps it value. Yeah, right. Certainly when Tesla is lowering it's prices by the thousands at a time.
Like you, I too bought at a bad time. Just before the huge price drops. I paid 60k EUR for a model Y standard range with FSD, for that money I could be in a MYP right now (excluding FSD). Oh well, that is not due to Tesla but due to the economy. Cars depreciate, so only buy when necessary. I got over it and will just hang on to my car a little longer than expected. Fortunately is is so reliable I am able to do this.
My experience. THIS IS BY FAR THE WORST CAR. Over-promise and under-deliver. And on top, just lie about the range. The ****ers will buy it and swallow the lies.
Your opinion. Mine differs greatly.
I think BMW / Mercedes have jumped the shark and whenever I'm in one I am reminded of how silly 75 physical buttons look and how terrible their infotainment system is. (Everybody agrees Tesla has the superior "car computer" I think. Even the speech recognition: in a Tesla it is actually useful. In other brands most people don't use it because it is so unreliable).
It is for a reason why the Tesla stock is going down and why Tesla cannot sell their toy-cars any more? I feel like Jack *sugar* having bought this piece of garbage.
Stock is down due to shrinking margins and lower delivery expectations. Not because the cars are bad.
TL;DR: is the Model Y perfect? Far from it. And it is expensive compared to certain ICE cars. But in the 100% electric category it is the car with the best value-for-money in my opinion.
My brother-in-law and his wife wanted to buy an EV but they don't like Elon and don't find Tesla cars pretty. So they test drove KIA EV6, VW ID4 and BMW i3. They liked some of these but at the price point of a Model Y they had only 70% of the range. If they wanted similar range they had to go 15k EUR deeper into their pockets.
So they eventually bought the Model Y SR with no options (after the price cuts, so they really have great value for money). The power of pricing.