I'd go with shark attack. That sounds badass. As in: you noticed a shark was about to bite someone and you rammed it with your thick forehead.Off topic:
I was hanging out by the pool today, thinking I don't have to closely follow TSLA since it's showing the shorts a good time on its own. Well, I just walked into a glass door while looking down on my phone. Swallen lip and forehead. Worst of it all: first date in four hours.
What should be my story? Creative answers that'll make my date smile welcome.
"I saw a Tesla on my way, and it knocked me off my feet."
Honestly though, today you can just impress your date with the size of your... portfolio. We are in ATH territory, after all.