2017 Investor Roundtable:General Discussion

[mrdoubleb]

Off topic:

I was hanging out by the pool today, thinking I don't have to closely follow TSLA since it's showing the shorts a good time on its own. Well, I just walked into a glass door while looking down on my phone. Swallen lip and forehead. Worst of it all: first date in four hours.

What should be my story? Creative answers that'll make my date smile welcome.

"I saw a Tesla on my way, and it knocked me off my feet."

I'd go with shark attack. That sounds badass. As in: you noticed a shark was about to bite someone and you rammed it with your thick forehead.

Honestly though, today you can just impress your date with the size of your... portfolio. We are in ATH territory, after all.

 

[larmor]

My head hit the glass on a 45 degree angle.

Which simulates the slope of tesla rise in the recent months...

 

[Drumheller]

Off topic:

I was hanging out by the pool today, thinking I don't have to closely follow TSLA since it's showing the shorts a good time on its own. Well, I just walked into a glass door while looking down on my phone. Swallen lip and forehead. Worst of it all: first date in four hours.

What should be my story? Creative answers that'll make my date smile welcome.

"I saw a Tesla on my way, and it knocked me off my feet."

The one with most "funny" rating wins.

The response is telling, especially on a first date.


Some years ago, my girlfriend ran full speed into a sliding glass door that she thought was open. Broke her nose. After helping her and making sure it wasn't more serious, I laughed my ass off. We broke up years later for other reasons.

 

[ValueAnalyst]

Request a kiss immediately, get that out of the way.

I thought about this one too.

"A kiss would make it feel better."

 

[ValueAnalyst]

Which simulates the slope of tesla rise in the recent months...

I'll try to hit the glass at a 90 degree angle next time.

 

[elasalle]

Off topic:

I was hanging out by the pool today, thinking I don't have to closely follow TSLA since it's showing the shorts a good time on its own. Well, I just walked into a glass door while looking down on my phone. Swallen lip and forehead. Worst of it all: first date in four hours.

What should be my story? Creative answers that'll make my date smile welcome.

"I saw a Tesla on my way, and it knocked me off my feet."

The one with the highest "funny" rating wins.

OOPS the wrong body part got the erection

 

[Rammstein]

Off topic:

I was hanging out by the pool today, thinking I don't have to closely follow TSLA since it's showing the shorts a good time on its own. Well, I just walked into a glass door while looking down on my phone. Swallen lip and forehead. Worst of it all: first date in four hours.

What should be my story? Creative answers that'll make my date smile welcome.

"I saw a Tesla on my way, and it knocked me off my feet."

I was on autopilot while looking at Tesla stock and hit my head which gave me this giga size bump and this aliendreadnought of a fat lip.

 

[TNEVol]

Someone's assuming VA is a guy. Maybe wrong?

 

[ValueAnalyst]

Someone's assuming VA is a guy. Maybe wrong?

Thank you. I've never given any color on my sex, race, sexual orientation etc.

 

[DurandalAI]

If cars are going to be self-driving it makes sense to want to be the media provider. I'm guessing they'll offer movies and television as well. All streamed via the spacex satellite constellation.

Can't wait for that Space X satellite constellation, because the internet is slow as dirt out where I live.

 

[elasalle]

Thank you. I've never given any color on my sex, race, sexual orientation etc.

Agree to both
No hard feelings ... Joke was in jest, but if it is crossing anyones boundaries let me know, I will edit the original and delete it.

 

[cziegler]

I'd go with shark attack. That sounds badass. As in: you noticed a shark was about to bite someone and you rammed it with your thick forehead.

Honestly though, today you can just impress your date with the size of your... portfolio. We are in ATH territory, after all.

Its not the size of the portfolio that matters, rather, that your portfolio is bettering the world!

 

[TradingInvest]

Tesla should plan to make movies. Think about all the hours when drivers have nothing else to do.

 

[ValueAnalyst]

Tesla should plan to make movies. Think about all the hours when drivers have nothing else to do.

I'm sure they've thought of it the moment after someone on the team uttered the words "autonomous driving."

 

[dmckinstry]

Maybe Audi may make a car that looks better, just priced $10k more, goes 50 miles per charge less, and can't drive itself until 2021.

But at least we know Audi will have a self driving EV in 2025. Will Smith has one in I, Robot.

 

[SBenson]

Tesla should plan to make movies. Think about all the hours when drivers have nothing else to do.

Movies are so last century. It will either be AR or VR.

Have you not been watching all the sci-fi lately? People in boxes, being transported wherever, all living in VR and nobody ever knows if they are inside a matrix or in real life.

That's the future!

Musk is building it one step at a time.

His only question is if we ourselves are in a simulation right now. If so, are there any hurdles in going one step lower!

 

[dmckinstry]

Off topic:

Worst of it all: first date in four hours.

What? Your first date within the last 4 hours?

 

[TradingInvest]

So if you want to watch those great Tesla movies, you have to own Tesla cars. Imagine if Avatar 2, 3, 4 are only available on Tesla cars.

 

[LoL Rick]

"You should see the other guy/girl!"

 

[LoL Rick]

Thank you. I've never given any color on my sex, race, sexual orientation etc.

OMG, I finally figured it out. You're Lebanese!