@xmonger Serious question: What cars have an official 1/4 mile spec from the manufacturer? Especially similar competing cars (electric or ICE)?
Yes Tesla publishes fewer specs these days than most brands, but I don't recall seeing 1/4 mile times in most vehicle spec sheets. Maybe it's been published for a few cars here and there, e.g. wouldn't surprise me at all for muscle cars or some sports cars, but I wouldn't expect to find a 1/4 mile spec for a mass market sedan.
Personally I'd like to see 1/4 mile specs, especially for trap speed, but manufacturers seem stuck on 0-60 as the only official acceleration metric.
If nobody is taking their M3RWD to the drag strip, or those that have aren't sharing the results, that might be a hint...it's not the car you want. If it's the only Tesla you can comfortably afford, and you need a new car, then just ignore all this and enjoy the M3RWD for what it is. I haven't driven one but I'm confident it's a good car in its own right, especially for the price after incentives.
If 1/4 mile is really important to you though, I think
@Knightshade is right, best to skip the M3RWD and start looking for other options in your budget. Even if that means something other than a brand new Tesla. No amount of government incentives will make the M3RWD any faster in the 1/4 mile.