I assume you are referring to this from the website language:
Autopilot Parking
Model S helps you find a parking spot and automatically parks in it. In the city, it will notify you when it finds a parallel parking spot, then control steering, acceleration and deceleration to back smoothly into it. When approaching a Supercharger station, Model S automatically parks in an open stall. Model S will even park itself in your garage at home.
With calendar syncing enabled, Model S checks current traffic conditions to determine how much time is needed to make your first meeting of the day. At the right time, it turns on the climate control and opens the garage door. On private property, Model S will even pull out of the garage and meet you at the curb.
The way I read that, they have delivered on every one of those promises. Let's dissect it:
1. "Model S helps you find a parking spot and automatically parks in it."
--This is the autoparking capability for both parallel and perpendicular parking.
2. "In the city, it will notify you when it finds a parallel parking spot, then control steering, acceleration and deceleration to back smoothly into it."
-- Again, current autoparking capability. It alerts when it passes a parallel parking spot and then can back into it to.
3. "When approaching a Supercharger station, Model S automatically parks in an open stall."
-- Again, current capability to back into a perpendicular parking spot. Doesn't even need to be a supercharger stall.
4. "Model S will even park itself in your garage at home."
-- This is the summon capability.
5. "With calendar syncing enabled, Model S checks current traffic conditions to determine how much time is needed to make your first meeting of the day. At the right time, it turns on the climate control and opens the garage door. On private property, Model S will even pull out of the garage and meet you at the curb."
-- Already has the ability to check calendar and traffic conditions. Turning on climate control is preconditioning. Doesn't work great but it does work and likely will be improved through software. Pull out of the garage and meet you at the curb has to do with where you define the curb. It already will pull out of the garage and meet you at the curb of the driveway.
Now we can debate the definition of where the "curb" is but I think people are expecting a lot more than what was actually offered. We can certainly debate how effectively or reliably a Tesla with AP1 hardware accomplishes items 1-5 above, but to say it cannot do them at all is simply not true.... Of course this is just my opinion. I know there are others who feel differently but that's the great thing about opinions -- we all have them!