Indeed. Why take the trouble to report it when you know with certainty that the cops won't do anything. Just a waste of time.
Well, after calming down a bit, I did decide to make the report for a few reasons.
I hear so many people saying "there are 80 of these happening every day in SF." And what they mean is that there are only 80 *reports* of this happening in SF. If I don't report this, mine is not counted, and the problem doesn't seem as dire. I can't even fathom how many don't report this... as I was about to do. It is too bad that this is going to take a police officer's time (they need to call and verify, then file it away for safe keeping, I guess). I'm doing it just for the data point.
Next is that statistics and data play such a large role in much of the work I do, that it was actually silly of me to avoid making this report. To make it more pathetic, I actually work in my PD in the area of theft and know first hand how important the statistics are for resource deployment.
And here's what I learned about making an online SFPD report.
1. It isn't too onerous. If you know all the answers, it could be done in five minutes.
2. It is really difficult to answer the questions accurately. In my case, this was clearly an attempted car burglary. But the options are burglary where something was taken, and vandalism where something was broken. Well, this wasn't just vandalism like slashed tires or keyed paint. It was an attempt to steal.... so how to report accurately when a burglary has to involve missing property. They didn't take much of the glass with them...
3. If reporting vandalism, it is easy to report broken glass. If reporting theft, there's no option to report the loss being the glass. But if reported as vandalism, the statistics are wrong.
4. You must choose a vehicle brand. Tesla is nowhere on the list, so I must use "other." Apparently this form hasn't been updated for eight years or so? Considering how many Tesla reports they're now receiving, I think it is time to update.
5. In the info you read before making a report, it is clear that nothing will be done, and that they consider this just an official way to submit a police report so you can hand it to your insurance co.