I just picked up our Model S at the factory today and am enjoying getting to know her.
It's now a week later and I thought it made sense to provide an update on the specific issues I raised:
Bluetooth audio stuttering. Playing back music from my iPad via Bluetooth results in periodic stuttering that most assuredly does not happen with other Bluetooth connections. Using the same device in our Lexus RX450h results in flawless audio playback.
I haven't noticed this particularly since the first day, which is interesting. I'm not sure what to attribute it to. I have been thoroughly enjoying music via Bluetooth, Slacker, and TuneIn. It's unspeakably wonderful to be able to listen to a favorite station even when out of range of their FM broadcast. The Folk station in Antarctica makes a great demo example, I'm delighted to be able to listen to San Francisco's KFOG for my entire commute, and some times of day BBC Radio One can be a great place to find new music. It beats the heck out of XM for my needs.
Passenger-side mirror sticks. The driver-side mirror responded as expected to adjustments, but the passenger mirror would move in unexpected directions or stick when adjusted.
I haven't had any problems since the original slightly sticky adjustment. Both mirrors appear to move freely between their assigned positions for forward and reverse movement. I'm still planning to get Tesla Service to check on it, but there's zero urgency.
Charging cable locked by brief button touch.
I believe this was entirely user error. I didn't realize that you don't just need the key in your possession - the car must be unlocked to release the charging cable, even when the button is depressed. I think they should change this behavior but it does appear to be working as designed.
Panoramic roof sticks when opening.
It sounds like this will be corrected easily through firmware. Evidently it sees enough resistance break the air seal when moving to the "vent" position that it stops as a safety precaution. Adjusting the safety threshold for that particular motion should be straightforward.
Outdoor temperature reading is absurd.
The reading has been fine except while actively charging, so it's not likely to be an issue in practice.
Projected range resets to "instant."
It sounds like I'm not the only one irritated by this, and it's obviously correctable in firmware. I'll be a little surprised if this one isn't corrected this month as part of the expected update.
Call Tesla service indicated while adjusting height.
I was using Jack Mode to do something the software wasn't expected, and indeed something that isn't recommended. I've had no problems at all with my air suspension and I rely on it routinely to clear the top of our driveway.
All in all, I'm ecstatic about the initial experience of owning a Model S. At this point it seems obvious we're destined to be a two-Tesla household a few years down the road. The Model S replaced a Lexus RX450h. Now we just need a replacement for our Porsche Boxster S. I'll be eagerly awaiting more information on the forthcoming Model C and Model R!