I learned the hard way about vampire loads. I left the car in my garage for 4 days, unplugged, with 50 miles of charge on it.
I returned home to an unresponsive car.
I called the service center. They had no ideas. I e-mailed my specialist and did not get a reply. I called the Tesla # and left several messages. I finally got a call back and was told to remove the grill panel on the front and jump the car. When I asked how, I was told to use the grill removal tool. Apparently, $100,000 does not by us a grill removal tool. I eventually figured out how to remove the grill (with a little damage unfortunately) and jumped the car. Apparently, I was not told that to jump the car, the car I used to jump from must be turned OFF. So, I appear to have cooked my 12V battery. But, no one believed me when I called on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday to inquire about a terrible acidic smell. I was told it was probably food I had left in the vehicle. I had to move the vehicle outside as the smell was irritating our sinuses. Finally, 5 days after the first event, someone had an idea and logged into my car. They determined that the 12V battery had indeed been cooked. So, they took 3 more days to tell me that the battery had shipped to me. Today, 10 days after my initial call, I am being told they might fix the car (hopefully) next week. I will have 32 days of ownership with more than 14 days spent with the car immobilized in my front yard. I may be the first to exercise the lemon rule! Terribly disappointed! Service is atrocious.
PS If you get the message that your tires are low on pressure, you refill the tires and then learn that there is a tire pressure reset tool that you need or you will continue to get the tire pressure low message. We do not get that reset tool in our $100,000 purchase either! I wonder how many more secret tools have been left off the delivery slip!