Hot off the press: They send me an email last week saying my turn signal part was in. I got an appointment to swap out the part this morning. Got there just before opening, the techs were all in a scrum in the service bay. They opened the door, I drove in. They said they've just been informed under no circumstances are they to install that part. The mother ship is doing an engineering change on the mechanism, and they'll let me know when that new part is ready.
"But", I said, "everyone on-line is saying that installing the existing part solved the problem?"
"Yeah, we know. We aren't doing it any more. As of 10 minutes ago."
I said "it's only like half an hour to replace, right?"
Well, more like an hour and a half. Swapping the part mechanically takes a half an hour, but the controller chip on the part would then need to have its firmware updated, and that means the car needs a whole new software load (45 minutes), and then the tech has to do a complete recalibration involving turning the steering wheel lock-to-lock and finding center. Good news: they can send a ranger by the house to do this.
Isn't technology wonderful.