Gibson
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Honestly, I do not care whether the story is true or not. Were it not for some of the entertaining posts, I would have ignored this thread immediately due to the hyperbole/sensationalism (whatever you want to call it) that is the title of this thread. Just more click bait as far as I am concerned. Personally, If I had to guess, I would guess that perhaps small portions of the story may be true. But the manner in which it was told, makes all of the events seem just too unbelievable. Pictures notwithstanding. The story seems too contrived to me. Sorry. Not really the point of my post.
Assuming this story did happen as you suggest, I am sure at some point in time you may have been concerned. For the most part you were likely concerned about damage done to your car from it scraping a curb or perhaps being struck by another vehicle as it reportedly rolled across an albeit very narrow, "quiet" residential street before resting (likely quite gently) on the curb on the other side. My best guess is that you were embarrassed by the situation as well. So perhaps your pride was hurt.
All that being said, I am trying to determine where the "fatal flaw" is in the summon feature as you describe in your title. Nothing in the situation you described, at least to me, approached causing a "fatal" injury, no disrespect to your human sized mannequin (are there other options for sizes by the way?) that apparently will not make next years Halloween display at the Wussy household. Your car was not damaged to the point here it needs repair. No living creature, human or otherwise, was physically injured in any capacity during the incident. In fact, I don't see that anyone or any living thing was even close to being injured or had to leap out of the way of your Tesla rocketing down your driveway, recklessly destroying Halloween decorations at a blistering speed of 2MPH (at best). Tests have shown over and over that the summon feature will stop the car before striking a human, at least one not filled with straw. Tests have shown and people have complained that Summon won't get their car over a small garage lip. Where is the fatal flaw? Seriously?
My advice, if you want more people to believe your very first ever post on TMC? Avoid the following words which are all over your post including, "fatal, flaw, horrifying, kill, killed, terrible, crunch, crashed, human sized, beta". Perhaps with a little less of those words, your post may be more believable. Then again, what the heck do I know.
Now for my tangent, and I apologize in advance..
Reading some of these threads, I often wonder why people like Elon Musk even bother bringing a product to the masses. The guy develops what consumer reports once essentially described as the perfect car. One that broke their rating scale it was so good. An EV that can drive nearly 300 miles on a charge, drives like a rocket ship and can even drive itself to some extent. A car that receives updates that are designed to make the car better over time for no extra charge. And what is met with, threads like this. Accusations of killer cars and killer features. Lawsuit after lawsuit. Class action after class action. Sometimes, I wonder if he is just going to wake up one day and turn the lights off at Tesla, Space X, The Boring Company, The Gigafactory, etc... and just say, "screw it". It is just not worth. I sure hope he doesn't. Because while my Model S is not perfect. In my opinion, it is the greatest car, and it is not even close by the way, that I have ever had the privilege to drive and own.
Sorry about the incoherent rambling. Long day.
Be safe. Be civil to each other and for goodness sake, watch out for runaway Teslas on those quiet, residential streets, particularly on Halloween.
Assuming this story did happen as you suggest, I am sure at some point in time you may have been concerned. For the most part you were likely concerned about damage done to your car from it scraping a curb or perhaps being struck by another vehicle as it reportedly rolled across an albeit very narrow, "quiet" residential street before resting (likely quite gently) on the curb on the other side. My best guess is that you were embarrassed by the situation as well. So perhaps your pride was hurt.
All that being said, I am trying to determine where the "fatal flaw" is in the summon feature as you describe in your title. Nothing in the situation you described, at least to me, approached causing a "fatal" injury, no disrespect to your human sized mannequin (are there other options for sizes by the way?) that apparently will not make next years Halloween display at the Wussy household. Your car was not damaged to the point here it needs repair. No living creature, human or otherwise, was physically injured in any capacity during the incident. In fact, I don't see that anyone or any living thing was even close to being injured or had to leap out of the way of your Tesla rocketing down your driveway, recklessly destroying Halloween decorations at a blistering speed of 2MPH (at best). Tests have shown over and over that the summon feature will stop the car before striking a human, at least one not filled with straw. Tests have shown and people have complained that Summon won't get their car over a small garage lip. Where is the fatal flaw? Seriously?
My advice, if you want more people to believe your very first ever post on TMC? Avoid the following words which are all over your post including, "fatal, flaw, horrifying, kill, killed, terrible, crunch, crashed, human sized, beta". Perhaps with a little less of those words, your post may be more believable. Then again, what the heck do I know.
Now for my tangent, and I apologize in advance..
Reading some of these threads, I often wonder why people like Elon Musk even bother bringing a product to the masses. The guy develops what consumer reports once essentially described as the perfect car. One that broke their rating scale it was so good. An EV that can drive nearly 300 miles on a charge, drives like a rocket ship and can even drive itself to some extent. A car that receives updates that are designed to make the car better over time for no extra charge. And what is met with, threads like this. Accusations of killer cars and killer features. Lawsuit after lawsuit. Class action after class action. Sometimes, I wonder if he is just going to wake up one day and turn the lights off at Tesla, Space X, The Boring Company, The Gigafactory, etc... and just say, "screw it". It is just not worth. I sure hope he doesn't. Because while my Model S is not perfect. In my opinion, it is the greatest car, and it is not even close by the way, that I have ever had the privilege to drive and own.
Sorry about the incoherent rambling. Long day.
Be safe. Be civil to each other and for goodness sake, watch out for runaway Teslas on those quiet, residential streets, particularly on Halloween.