What I recall is that the Coulomb chargers were originally designed with the Tesla plug on the end, then they were converted to the J1772 plug. Some of these conversions were apparently done in the field after installation and deployment. I must admit that I have never seen one; I'm just going by what I heard. Right or wrong, they're still a third-party charger.
The Seattle Tesla Store has 3 service employees, 1 salesman, and 1 associate plus 1 offsite manager - that's not an official count, just the ones I've seen on a given day. All 3 service employees worked on my car yesterday for a minor repair. They've always had 3 in service, although there was a brief period last month where they only had 2.
When my car was new, I came in every day with questions and nits to pick. I saw the service staff twiddling their thumbs, and I was even told that they had nothing to do and wanted me to come in for any reason. You (Chad) mentioned that you had tons of problems and never complained about any of them, but my impression is that you could have had them all fixed by now. Granted, I can bring in my laptop and get my work done while hanging out at the Tesla Store, and maybe you can't take time away from work, but that's the same story with a ICE service department.
I totally understand that you're unhappy, and there really should have been someone at Tesla Motors who was responsible for tracking your problem and following through with you. I'm just trying to make sure that the objective facts are straight.
P.S. I also want to point out that Tesla Motors could have handled this like other companies would, and simply told you that charging from a non-Tesla brand charger is not supported.