Wonder if one of these jump starters would work to revive the car if it is indeed a dead 12V battery?
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Maybe... If you used it to pop the front hood with the special procedure (open the tow hook port) and then removed the cowling over the 12v battery to hook up the booster.
But again, Tesla didn't want him to do that. They wanted to investigate what went wrong first before trying that.
Note to OP, I fixed the wording in the title.