Tesla, TSLA & the Investment World: the Perpetual Investors' Roundtable

[sparcs]

Nice bump after hours. Plus $5

 

[Chunky Jr.]

I’m getting whiplash watching the AH stock price

 

[mekberg]

Sold 50 @ $262, confirmed but I had to check

I bought some of those.

 

[Dan Detweiler]

seems to be quite a few new, or shall-we-say 'not seen often' posters who suddenly appear to yell about imminent company death on here. Its typical bullshit response, but somehow I expected this forum to be more rational.
FFS the over-reacting here is insane.

DUDE!
You beat me to it. If I wasn't sitting in the middle of a 4 hour orientation for a new job, I was going to post the same thing!

All you "Annie" fans...sing it with me...

"The sun'll come out, tomorrow
bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow, there'll be sun" lol!

Dan

 

[Cherry Wine]

Can we please not have any unexpected retirements at the end of the call? kthx

 

[Fact Checking]

Zach sounds like he's 16 years old

With such quarters he's gonna get grey hair soon!!

yeah - q1 only 280mm
but expected to grow to 2.5bb by year end. that may be one explanation

Capex cash outflow doesn't impact profitability - the spending is capitalized and depreciated over a long time period.

Might just be conservative guidance for Q2.

 

[bdy0627]

Horrible numbers, across the board. I expected a kitchen sink quarter, but ASPs, margins, everything just looks bad.

Outlook reads like Elon personally dictated it 5 minutes before release. Delivering 90-100k cars in Q2 while moving away from their "wave" approach? No way.​

I don't understand how they get there either. 90k+ in Q2 with a smoothed approach?

 

[TheTalkingMule]

I know nothing but it sure looks like everyone was super short today on both Facebook and TSLA. Any news short of bankruptcy was going to drive some covering.

 

[ZsoZso]

Maxwell buy is on track!

 

[KSilver2000]

most complicated quarter in Tesla history...

Just until next quarter

 

[SebastianR]

Maxwell happening...

 

[ZeApelido]

Tesla Insurance confirmed

 

[tinm]

Ooooh insurance in about a month... great!

 

[JRP3]

Tesla releasing insurance product.

 

[T@oo]

Yes! tesla Insurance in a month

 

[tivoboy]

Okay, CREATING AN INSURANCE PRODUCT that’s some decent new news.

 

[Intl Professor]

I just logged in. AH rose 1.5 percent positive in just a few minutes to 2.06% in green with more than 10 fold increase in normal volume. Now down, as I've typed this to up 1.69% and about a high days more volume over 1.2 million.

Gottogo.

 

[Beaver]

I will switch to Tesla Insurance if it is close or less than we currently pay. I'd rather give Tesla my money than Country.

 

[Right_Said_Fred]

And that insurance product will be very compelling compared to what is out there now

 

[PhaseWhite]

Guiding positive cash flow, though.

Was Elon’s prior assertion about Gap profit or positive cash flow?