We've proven that AP1 can do hands free on-ramp to off-ramp, mine does it daily and it does it well.
No, actually it can't. That only works if you have no forks in the road, and stay in the same lane.
This promise, without caveats, will never happen.
And this seems to be your biggest gripe. The below are minor annoyances, which I'll still respond to, but even if they fixed ALL of them, you'd still complain about the above.
There's no reason to believe that it couldn't summon to you on private property using the ultrasonics as described, they just haven't implemented it.
This is possible. There is probably as much liability with turning the vehicle as there is with it going in reverse (no camera for either). So maybe one day it'll happen.
This might not happen without pre-programming, telling the car "drive this route to meet me at the door", so again, not without caveats. How would it know where your front door is otherwise? Home to the Tesla app, well *sugar*, it just drove through my rose garden which it thought was a path.
Waking up to your scheduled meeting, determining travel time, and meeting you at your door on private property is also quite do-able.
Isn't that implemented with the calendar already? It tells you how long it'll take to get to the next meeting, including travel time.
The meeting you at the door, is part of the previous comment.
I see no reason the AEB couldn't be changed to bring the vehicle to a full and complete stop instead of the current policy of only slowing you down.
I don't think Tesla ever promised this, so this is an improvement gripe you have.
And there's no reason that it couldn't react to stop signs, traffic lights, and pedestrians using the mobileye technology, mobileye has shown many demonstrations of their system doing just that.
AP1 already reacts to pedestrians, so that's done. But you haven't updated, so that's another feature you're missing.
The rest might come.
Tesla doesn't WANT to deliver on their promises, I see nothing to show that they CAN'T. And even if it couldn't be done with the AP1 hardware (which I don't believe), that's not my problem, it's theirs, they fraudulently took my money for an advertised set of features, it is up to them to deliver that, even if it involves extensive hardware changes to do it.
Good luck with that.
I'm not defending what Tesla did, they way over promised and under delivered. But I don't see you winning a law case, the details were discussed in other threads and I'm not going to rehash them here (the language in the documents you signed, it being beta and still under development, yadda yadda yadda).
If you want Tesla to deliver, put your money where your mouth is, and take them to court.