Interesting thread. You "Ohms Law Guys" are killing me!
As someone who has filled up more tires than most likely every one of you (owned bike store for 30+ years), I can add a tidbit on the quality of the connectors to tire valve stems. Some of the pumps listed, including the expensive ones, show a quick release type black
plastic thumb lock, which squeezes the plastic (rubber?) grommet to seal the connection up. While that may work reliably for a while, there is a problem with age and temps. The plasic thumb lock can break when aged a few years, when applied with excessive force, or in those combinations when very cold.
What I recommend instead is using a pump with a machined brass connector that threads onto valves. While slightly less fast to use, the reliability is going to be very high, and shouldn't suffer degradation over time or using it in very cold temperatures.
When I sold hand pumps as accessories, I would always warn about those cheap plastic thumb lock closers. I had broken far too many of them, even brand new units, If a quick release thumb lock model appeals to anyone, you may do better by trying to find one with a thumb lock made of metal. For me, and with auto tires, I'm going to stick to the brass screw-on type, similar to what we currently use on our GSPSCN 12v silver dual-cylinder unit. That will stay in the Prius. I'm still shopping for an inflator for the Y.
For very high pressure tires (100+ psi), and obviously applications we're not talking about here, good quick releases are about the only way to go unless you're using a dedicated free-standing compressor with specific tire chucks.