As an ex-MSFT employee who isn't fond of Microsoft, I can clearly say your characterization is similar to how shorts talk about Tesla.
As a person who's Microsoft Certified Professional doc was ink'd by Bill during the W3.11 rollout let me say this:
Last night we switched monitors on a seldom used media server running Win10Pro64. It wanted to do an update after restart.
and … bang off we go to the races!
KMODE EXCEPTION NOT HANDLED
Safe Mode?
KMODE EXCEPTION NOT HANDLED
Restore?
KMODE EXCEPTION NOT HANDLED
Recovery?
KMODE EXCEPTION NOT HANDLED
Use Retail shrinkwrapped $199 media?
KMODE EXCEPTION NOT HANDLED
Window Despair err Repair
KMODE EXCEPTION NOT HANDLED
Burn to the ground?
NO HDD FOUND
Try to make Linux boot USB on brand new laptop, unused:
MUST REMOVE S MODE
Try to remove S Mode?
YOU HAVE TOO MANY COMPUTERS AIMED AT MS STORE
… etc, etc, etc.
After 10h of Where's Waldo, Linux installs in under 5 minutes, Linux recovered content on HDD, it's now Dual Boot, and ...
Windows 10 Professional 64 has been updating since noon. It appears to run fine. It's not Covid trust me.
I didn't touch the hardware except the HDMI monitor.
TLDR - Way off topic. Win Update is Russian Roulette with 5 bullets and one empty chamber.