I may be going in on a conspiracy in my head lol, but I'm convinced my 2022.4.5.5 is the FSD Beta waiting room...
According to TeslaFi, no Model S 75D (like me) has received 2022.4.5.16 since March 14th, a full week ago. The only Model S 75D's receiving 2022.8.2 are ones who had 2022.4.5.3. This means my car seems very unlikely to be going to 8.2 or 4.5.16. It looks like 4.5.16 has stopped for my config since no other S 75D has received it in a week and none are pending.
My Model S has always been pushed to the next update within 1-2 days of it being discovered and rolling out. The fact that my car hasn't been pushed to 4.5.16 is sus.
Since no more S 75D's have been pushed to 4.5.16 in a whole week with none pending, and not a single 4.5.5 has been pushed to 8.2, it looks like my car isn't moving forward at all. Combing this info with the fact that my safety score vanished from my app right before 4.5.15 first rolled out last week, I'm certain my car is stuck on 4.5.5 waiting in a software queue for new testers to be added. Since the 10.11 rollout was cut very quickly, it seems likely they are trying to fix some bugs to either do a 10.11.x or just go right to 10.12 and if that goes well after going out to all the OG beta testers, they will probably then add new testers (which would include me!) Now to wait and see why 10.11 was cut so short and fast...
Am I losing my mind or am I actually onto something here?