Off topic galore

[M|S|M MYP]

But isn't this everyone's plan before earnings? Who's buying right before earnings? (Oh).

In family news, my wife just now bought her first 3 chairs of TSLA. She wanted 10 and I recommended she spread them out a bit. (Thurs/Fri/Mon)

LOL.....whatever happened to what's yours is hers and what's hers is hers.

 

[UnknownSoldier]

dumb question.... what is a "chair"? I've seen it referenced multiple times... is a series of short-term calls?

A chair is a commonly used furniture item for sitting.

Chair - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[wipster]

So it’s setting up for an infamous parcheesi cross - fascinating.

Mountain lady, that is one bizarre avatar...

 

[2daMoon]

So it’s setting up for an infamous parcheesi cross - fascinating.

That was just a ... cheesi thing to say.

 

[2daMoon]

A chair is a commonly used furniture item for sitting.

Chair - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

As opposed to couches*, which are mined for chairs.

*Translation - Chesterfields, for the Canukians.

 

[Krugerrand]

I would’ve been buying this dip; but we were recently trading the 5**’s and I was selling body parts to load up…so, since im not selling any of my chairs; and I have no dry sugar left, I have to sit tight.

I imagine others are in the same boat.

You ran out of body parts? Lame excuse.

 

[goinfraftw]

On that same note, you have got to be kidding me...

Scientists Create Injectable Swarm of Brain Reading Nanosensors

"We are just at the beginning stages of this novel technology, but I think we have a good foundation to build on."

futurism.com

 

[goinfraftw]

Be prepared for August...

https://twitter.com/x/status/1415785465223938049

 

[goinfraftw]

I just reserved a triple motor Cybertruck to support making it not flop.
And to lock the FSD price.
And because now the Plaid+ has been cancelled it’s the longest range EV.
And really because of that cool CT camping extension photo, hopefully that becomes a real product.
Any suggestions on the best way to inform my wife about my reservation?

Ok, I'll try - "Sorry, honey! Though, look! Squirrel photo! Totally worth it!"

 

[M|S|M MYP]

I just reserved a triple motor Cybertruck to support making it not flop.
And to lock in the FSD price.
And because now the Plaid+ has been cancelled it’s the longest range EV.
And really because of that cool CT camping extension photo, hopefully that becomes a real product.
Any suggestions on the best way to inform my wife about my reservation?

Tesla is gonna go bankwupt if we do not do our part....

 

[Radish11]

I just reserved a triple motor Cybertruck to support making it not flop.
And to lock in the FSD price.
And because now the Plaid+ has been cancelled it’s the longest range EV.
And really because of that cool CT camping extension photo, hopefully that becomes a real product.
Any suggestions on the best way to inform my wife about my reservation?

Tell her it’s for her

 

[hobbes]

I just reserved a triple motor Cybertruck to support making it not flop.
And to lock in the FSD price.
And because now the Plaid+ has been cancelled it’s the longest range EV.
And really because of that cool CT camping extension photo, hopefully that becomes a real product.
Any suggestions on the best way to inform my wife about my reservation?

Assuming she likes to travel with you, tell her you got a motorhome .

 

[TheWalkingDad]

Tell her it’s for her

Cybertruck is for you. FSD is for her.

 

[NicoV]

Cybertruck is for you. FSD is for her.

Now that her Model 3 has been upgraded with the new autopilot computer, she can use the traffic light detection she needs

 

[Tes La Ferrari]

Had a dream that Elon tweeted "I like Banana Splits in July" next to a picture of 1 banana being turned into 5 banana splits; and that all of us on TMC were scratching our heads trying to figure out what he meant.

 

[Xd85]

Had a dream that Elon tweeted "I like Banana Splits in July" next to a picture of 1 banana being turned into 5 banana splits; and that all of us on TMC were scratching our heads trying to figure out what he meant.

does not increase value of bananas

 

[Knightshade]

does not increase value of bananas

There's always money in the banana stand

 

[M|S|M MYP]

In-car purchases and more discovered in source code of Tesla software update 2021.12.25

Many new and exciting Tesla features have been discovered before they officially go live by taking a close look at the source code of current software updates. As the automaker builds these features, they are […]

driveteslacanada.ca

How long until we get the FUD post of "My child was playing Beach Buggy racing and accidently purchased FSD...now Tesla won't refund me my $"

 

[Artful Dodger]

Had a dream that Elon tweeted "I like Banana Splits in July" next to a picture of 1 banana being turned into 5 banana splits; and that all of us on TMC were scratching our heads trying to figure out what he meant.

lol

 

[Christine69420]

Had a dream that Elon tweeted "I like Banana Splits in July" next to a picture of 1 banana being turned into 5 banana splits; and that all of us on TMC were scratching our heads trying to figure out what he meant.

does not increase value of bananas

Does increase the amount of Banana Splits in my belly