In a lighthearted manner and in reply to all the bing, bongs and screen messages what do you say back ?
- That’s a nice gentle low priority bong. Oh you want me to take over now! As it gets confused by the radius of a bend or can’t handle the Lane markings at intersections.
- How many road cones have you counted to day?
- You want me provide steering input? I have. You want more input, ah but not that much, I’ll drive now shall I?
- Correction applied for your safety. Do you know how narrow the lanes can be? Let’s turn it off shall we, please stop turning back on, I have acknowledged your warning.
- What was that for? Phantom breaking
- Loving the nodding donkey effect. Perhaps you could accelerate slower and brake softer… While on cruise in traffic
- Bing… bong… bleep. What did any of those mean?
- Thanks for blinding those people with your high beams. Don’t worry I’ll do it for you.